I need someone to create a successful live adaptation of one of my books so that I can be invited to and attend a red carpet event, where I can finally wear a glamorous and expensive gown.
Me: VERY Stressed.
My Brain: So anyway, here's a plunny.
Me: I don't have time to write this, wtf.
My Brain: It's going to multiply. Soonish. Write.
Me: What part about not having time is not computing here..
My Brain: Here, a third plunny.
Me: Crying.