#who says that

[strangerlittlethings]

I will kill ms

#who says that #FOR REAL WHO??? #i will hunt every single one of you #and then kms #brandon sanderson #cosmere #stormlight archive #the way of kings #mistborn #shallan davar #dalinar kholin #adolin kholin #words of radiance #oathbringer #rhythm of war #kaladin stormblessed

[tethered-heartstrings]

ass over teakettle

#that is SO FUNNY #who SAYS THAT #is it because will's head is full of hot steam #will graham #chiyoh #hannibal #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #hannibcal script #the scripted clown

[levinbolts]

just barnabas being completely fucking normal

#ffxvi #barnabas tharmr #I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LO #HIS MANIC LAUGHTER IS SO SPECIAL TO ME #‘IM YOURS CLAIM ME AS YOUR PRIZE????’ CAN U SHUT UP BARNABAS #WHO SAYS THAT #UGHHHHHHH

[whim-prone-pirate]

they might have genuinely been drunk and high and over-caffeinated and overdosing when writing the nero and sporus scene because i'm rewatching it and what the FUCK was the point of it if not the most insane declaration of deep homosexual love ever displayed on television

#I WOULD CASTRATE YOU AND MARRY YOU IN A HEARTBEAT ??????? #WHO SAYS THAT #HES OFF THE FUCKING WALL #no one understands. #succession #tomgreg #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch

[dgot441]

#i will never get over the fact literally the first thing cd ever said to rewind was 'the worse the death the more painful the memories' #WHO SAYS THAT #maccadam #txt #tf #mtmte

[dyrewrites]

My son keeps bringing gifts home from school.

They are incredibly thoughtful little handmade things from girls he only kind of knows (he forgets names).

I asked if they are all from girls, because I am nosy, and he saw right through my question.

"Mom, please, boys also think I'm sexy."

And now I'm wondering if bisexuality is a gene and did I pass it on? Or is he just incredibly confident and I am broken and don't know what self-esteem looks like...

#my husband also attracts people like flowers attract bees #he's got an energy that tells everyone they're safe around him #and our son has that too #so i'm blaming that #because my energy in person has always been “leave me the fuck alone or i will bite you” #this is not me talking #this is what i have been told #not writing #rambles #i had to share because i mean really #who says that

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

#literally my favourite gif but what the fuck #who says that #shit talking #oh my god so according to the replies this is about fandom discourse which i have never been involved in at all lmao #these people need hobbies

[cringelordofchaos]

WHAT THE FYCK DAVID

#canvas david is smth else fr..... #WHO SAYS THAT #insane #jacksons diary #webtoon #jackson's diary #david miller #traumatized insane little stalker prick canvas david #jd

[jesuistrestriste]

i unfortunately had a slightly embarrassing hookup last night! but! he whimpered when i kissed his neck so. i win.

#tell me why he said “i’m gonna nut soon” #WHO SAYS THAT #JUST SAY COME #like what #i laughed #sorry not sorry i’m sharing personal details abt my life now #my lil anecdotes

[alltheendings]

I would like to use your discharge as mayonnaise for my sandwich

if you want me to delete my tumblr just say it

#ask #WHO SAYS THAT

[meisterdani]

Good boy > good lad

#no sure how I feel about good lad #especially in the bedroom #who says that #royjamie #it just seems like two mates having sex #which alright you do you and go for it #but the DEPTH OF EMOTIONAL CONNECTION I’m looking for is not conveyed #blab

[jestroer]

I am continuing to watch Hermitcraft season 6 and the more i watch the more i am tempted to make Mumbo Violence compilation or something, like, they do not call him Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo for nothing. Do not let this polite british voice distract you.

#also what the fuck is die in a hole #who says that #Mumbo Jumbo #Hemitcraft #shitpost

[mythicalbeans]

SAUSAGE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

i refuse to believe that this man doesn’t know what he’s doing, AND HOW TF DID HE KEEP A STRAIGHT VOICE WHILE SAYING IT OUT LOUD WTF

#HARD WOOD?? #who says that #well i mean they are somewhat husbands in this szn but WTF?? #this wasn never a family show was it #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #mythicalsausage #smallishbeans

[enomas-thron]

My younger sister said that my writing "avenges Maya Angelo" and I was so stunned by the compliment that I didn't care that she called me slightly stupid seconds later.

#unusual compliments #just talking #neurodiverse stuff #i gotta do more poems now #who says that #i love my sister

[perfectlysunny02]

I jerk off thinking about your husband

#this is just WILD #who says that #👁️👄👁️ #um what

[inahallucination]

throwback to the time i mistook someones i dont like girls as gay but it was actually just misogyny

#in my defense #who the fuck says they hate women by saying that they want to get married but dont want to spend their life with a woman #like what #who says that #rough translation btw <---- this was said in my native tongue #but yeah