#will baby i would die for you

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[myxhul]

The beans playing uno

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #god i love them so much #you have no idea #i would die for them #my sweet babies #fnaf fanart #fnaf au #cassie fnaf #gregory fnaf #fnaf cassidy #gregory security breach #fnaf gregory

[anna-scribbles]

if the agrestes weren't rich i think that gabriel would be the normal one. like gabe's problem is that he stopped running into natural limits due to absurd wealth and his obsessive nature led him to develop some kind of god complex where he won't accept that anything is out of his control. I think that if gabe was broke again and just simply couldn't afford to go on an international goose chase for ancient magic artifacts of untold power, if he had to work a 9-5 to live and couldn't just disappear into his basement lair to commit domestic terrorism and say evil monologues to himself, then he would be way more normal. he'd just be some guy. he might even let himself have a mowhawk again. but I think that emilie would be way LESS normal if they weren't rich. like emilie needs so many people to be obsessed with her so much all the time in order for her to function. and gabe would still have his toxic codependent obsession with her, sure, but that wouldn't be nearly enough. emilie has to be at the center of the world's spotlight at all times because she doesn't know how to exist if she's not performing. anyway all this to say I am so certain that if the agrestes were not disgustingly wealthy, emilie agreste would one million percent be running a massive family vlogger youtube channel

#this post is sponsored by the version of emilie agreste who lives in my mind #in this scenario adrien still exists so maybe he's a normal baby somehow. but the important thing is that he's still exploited #this is just an exercise for me in thinking about how much of the agreste family dynamic you could preserve if they were middle class #how much wealth is an enabler of the terrible things happening in that house #but yeah agreste family vloggers au. I guess. #where adrien shows up at school and everybody knows him because his mom posted his potty training videos online and everything since #he has no secrets every milestone he's ever had has been packaged up and sold to the public #until he becomes chat noir of course. etc #oh god emilie would vlog her own death😭 help #get ready with me to die and haunt the narrative🤩 #ml #anna rambles #I wrote this because im not finishing my homework:(

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hello Stranger. Whom I have never met.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #xiao xingchen #xue yang #a-qing #Xue yang realizing the situation and changing up his mannerisms on the spot probably should not be as funny to me as it is #Everyone here is in a bad situation. XY and A-Qing are playing the long game of faking critical information #XXC is just vibing. I am calling him 'baby girl' in the most 'oh god we got to get you out of this house' tone #The situation at hand is the xxc took home a bobcat to nurse it back to health #thinking it would be just like a housecat. But a house cat would also eat your face advantageously. A bobcat wont wait for you to die #meta note: I've been drawing the last few comics in the same room as my buddy while they play hollow knight. #They were going through the royal waterways while I've been drawing. Fighting Flukes. #If you care to know about the auditory experience in the BG that underlies these last few comics. #if you know then you know. If you don't... then I wish I was you. #but I like to think thats what XY hears when he's passed out in his nightmares. As he deserves.

[oceanmoss]

we went on an iftar-picnic today 🧺 💛

#loveeeee my hometown i would die for you any time baby <33333 #🧷 #💌

[procuder]

I suddenly wanted to see a weird scenario where the system gave Lloyd a large mysterious blue egg. He held it, confused, and then the egg touched him, causing a six-year-old child to emerge. Yes, this little boy sees Lloyd as his 'Papa' and is very cheerful (I don't really like the 'father and mother' setup...so I came up with this) As for his appearance, he completely inherited it from Javier (somehow) and has Lloyd's eyes. Isn't he very cute?

After that, a lot of shit happened lol and it ended with Lloyd being forced to babysit this kid. Oh my god, my biggest dream is to see their fanchild call Lloyd 'Papa' and Javier 'Dad' so I have to

#tged #tged fanart #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #javier asrahan #javier x reader #llojavi #javilloy #하비로이 #I'm die hard for papa Lloyd dad Javier.... #What do you think Lloyd would call this little boy #Anyways I love this kind of genre #accidental baby acquisition

[ncritoshi]

Noritoshi doesn’t play around with his relationship. He doesn’t look for one time thing or a situationship. He actually looks for a person to settle down with, to build a family. His first love is his only love.

He doesn’t get attached to people as he was scared of losing them. He’s weak to handle the grief despite the tough and emotionless facade he put up. Losing his mother was painful enough, he didn’t want to feel it again.

If he wants something, he work hard for it. If he loves someone, he loves them with all he’s got.

I think he’s the most loving and protective partner. He would go out of his way for them, be it taking hours of trip to meet his long distance s/o when he heard they’re sick or having a problem, or spending time with his s/o even if he has a lot of things he needed to complete, he always find time for them.

Noritoshi has a soft spot reserved only for his s/o (and their children but we’ll save that for later 👀). He would crack even a small smile at the sight of his s/o. He’s just head over heels for them and anyone who tries to get with him is immediately ignored as he would be the most loyal partner ever. If he noticed his s/o is uncomfortable with how a person interacts with him, he would distance himself a bit from them. Or if it was a misunderstanding, he would take time to explain it to his s/o. And it wouldn’t cause any arguments bc he’s just so good with his words!!!😭

He would be the type to remember dates like anniversary, his s/o’s birthday, their first date, etc. and he would remember it vividly.

He prioritise his s/o more than himself. He cares so much about his s/o to the point he feels upset at the thought of seeing them hurt or not seeing them again.

In his eyes, his s/o’s flaws are another reason to love them, and he accepts them how they are. There’s no one out there more perfect than his s/o. that’s just how much he loves his only one.

Despite how he’s portrayed in the series, i think he’s the greenest flag ever.

this is just me yapping..

#jjk headcanons #jjk noritoshi #kamo noritoshi #jujutsu kaisen #noritoshi kamo #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi #noritoshi x y/n #noritoshi x reader #jjk #noritoshi x you #i love my baby #he’s so perfect #i would die for him

[milimeters-morales]

top ten reasons to live: this !!!!!

#BIG BROTHER/SISTER OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD MOMENT ‼️‼️‼️ #once i have enough space in my mind to redraw this it’s OVER for you #literally sobbing crying he may not be good with like baby babies but toddler babies? so older brother…. it’s almost as if… he’s gonna be- #(taken out back and shot like a horse) #please this is so adorable i’m gonna DIE. bro how did pavitr not fall in ANY sort of love here is beyond me bruh. #unless…. (the aro flag starts becoming more visible over a low quality jpeg of pavitr) #but no seriously i would hand my life over. my soul. #miles is just such a sweet and caring guy like omg. he’s literally LOVE ITSELF. #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #atsv #spiderman atsv #m&m posts #reblogs on again

[gideonisms]

eowyn should have been a lesbian. Eowyn/faramir is like, fine, but it misses the point of eowyn for all baby dyke eowyn stans which is not that she longs for glory in battle and doesn't realize war is ugly and brutal, but that she's caught between two awful options and she doesn't want to be given one based on her gender. She's not in love with aragorn, she envies him because she finds the tasks he has in life more preferable and she hero worships him. Is this the point Tolkien was trying to make? Well, no,

#look it is LESS objectionable than other similar fantasy storylines because tolkien is making a point about the brutality of war #but i do think he correctly observes a particular impulse in some women without fully understanding the underlying tensions #he's like. for reasons unknown some women would prefer to face horrible dangerous circumstances than stay at home & tend the family castle #don't you see the castle is the important thing! #the castle is more important yes that's not the POINT #anyway. it will not be until many years later that some of those baby dykes will be able to articulate the vague feeling of betrayal #guy jobs are horrible and exploitative too on this we agree. but you see some of us will die if we have to figure out how to be nurturing

[hxnnibxi]

dont understand how deangirls can hate sam as if loving sam fiercely and being protective of him isnt literally half of deans character

#dean would literally hate you #w!ncesters dni #AS A DEANGIRL I WOULD DIE FOR SAM BC HOW CAN I NOT LOVE HIM?? THATS DEANS BABY BROTHER!! THE BOY HE RAISED!!! #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #sam winchester

[yellowjackets-1996]

death, she is cunning, and clever as hell... and she'll eat you alive.

↳ the oh hellos

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #yjedit #lyricsongifs #laura lee #like. obviously the wilderness kills laura lee. she already has a god #and either she believes in that god enough to go on a suicide mission or she's content to die by suicide #either way. the wilderness will fulfill the promise #ive seen ppl theorizing that the wilderness killed laura lee to isolate lottie and like real and true 100000% #i just think its also true that lara lee was not only not of any use but like. an active threat #even if lottie didnt follow laura lee her presence would be disruptive. like some of the girls who need lottie mightve turned to laura lee #laura lees faith saved her once. but only once. and only surrounded by people who worshiped that god and acted in its name #literally god loves you but not enough to save you so baby girl good luck taking care of yourself

[cardierreh15]

Light of My Life ✨

#Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde #henry cavill #the witcher #geralt of rivia #henry cavill fanfic #henry cavill x black reader #geralt #Henry!Geralt #Geralt Of The Rivias #My baby #i would die 4 u #DARLIN IF YOU WANT MY TEW! #the witcher memes #meme #witcher memes #Witcher memes daily #cardierreh15 post #cardierreh15 edits

[valentimmy]

finally managed to take a selfie

#I think that if he had a phone it would be an old broken Nokia that somehow doesn’t die after years and years of being in his pocket #he dies and comes back a morbillion times meanwhile the phone remains the same #he hacks it to make it take selfies so that he can spam cloud with selfies and the captions are death threats #timmy draws stuff #fanart #digital art #my art #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy vii #sephiroth #doodle #his phone wouldn’t have games on it sadly #rip sephiroth finalfantasy7 you would have loved fruit ninja #*sephiroth voice* CLOUD. DO YOU HAVE GAMES. ON YOUR PHONE #also I think that if they showed him dancing fruits baby sensory videos he would Calm Down #I will shut up now #blood

[demigod-of-the-agni]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

ARE THEY TRYING TO STOP AERITH'S DEATH???

THE COLOURING, THE LIGHTING, IT'S THE SAME. SEPHIROTH IS DROPPING DOWN. THE NODACHI IS POSITIONED FOR MAXIMUM STABBING CAPACITY

BUT CLOUD HAS THE BUSTER SWORD DRAWN

DO THEY SAVE AERITH???

#PLEASE WE ARE SO CLOSE TO FIGURING OUT WHAT HAPPENS #why why why would SE put this in. WHY WOULD THEY FUCKING DO THAT. MY HEART #WHEN I CATCH YOU SQUARE ENIX. WHEN I CATCH YOU. WHEN I CATCH YOU SQUARE ENIX- #do the visions from Remake carry over??? I think we all knew Aerith could Tell she was not going to make it- #-but she probably wouldn't have told anyone. even if she gave Holy away for safekeeping (????) #does the rest of the gang figure out Aerith dies??? or /will/ die?????? literally no one fucking touch me ??? #oh my god... they better save my baby girl. i need to see her alive and well. oh my god #ff7 #ffvii #ffvii rebirth #final fantasy vii #ff7 rebirth #cloud strife #sephiroth #aerith gainsborough #agnirambles

[i-like-omori]

i hate babies and infants with a burning passion, they make me so fucking mad. but THIS.

THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD BABY IN THE WORLD.

you don't get to argue with me because i am correct. i don't give a SHHHIITTT about other babies, i don't care if one of you people are like 30 and have a baby and you go "but my baby is specia-"

YOUR BABY IS FUCKING UGLY.

this one is the only good one. i rest my case.

#THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD BABY. #binky sunny #omori #art #omori sunny #my art #little guy #the best baby #i fucking hate other babies #i have trauma with babies #i wouldn't like to take care of him in fear i would kill him but in his time of need i would die for him #baby snuuy #give him a small toy violin #why am i asking you to give him a small toy violin? im the artist here! #i am way too aggressive about this im sorry

[thevampireauthoress]

Insanely busy but trying to catch up with @re-dracula I cannot wait to hear what my girls (the brides/roommates) sound like!!!

Truly, my obsession with vampires stemmed from seeing this image from the Folio Society edition of Dracula at 13 years of age and I thank them every day for it ❤️

They are POWERFUL they are WILD they are going to EAT BABIES and even after all this time I still have the same "I WANT TO BE THAT" feeling I did on first sight 💕

#the vampire talks shit #MY GIRLSSSS #if i were mina i would simply join my sisters #can you tell it has been years since i have had the time to read dracula #'bla bla bla they're evil and they're going to eat jonathan and they do eat babies' okay but i consider this incredibly girlboss of them #i do not care that dracula dies particularly but i am INCONSOLABLE about the fact that they die!!