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accio-spideypool · 1 year
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the marauders mental illnesses:
james: adhd & glasses
remus: werewolf
peter: actual rat
sirius: raging homosexuality
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accio-spideypool · 2 years
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the marauders+lily as genshin quotes:
Sirius: "Aristocratic etiquette is all just for show... Just smile and nod along! I was forced to learn all of the rules by heart, but even I don't take them that seriously." -Eula
Remus: "I cannot be near crowds of people. Carefree, happy crowds of people... I simply cannot." -Xiao
James: "Lets go jumping in puddles and see who can make the biggest splash!" -Venti
Peter: "Eh, its not as bad as you've heard! Everyone falls into a trapper's pit or gets hit on the head by a falling tree now and then, right?" -Bennett
Lily: "Diluc, of Monstadt. Not interesting in idle chit-chat. If you have things you want to get done, let me know" -Diluc
Lily2: "You have my complete and full support. Of course, if your path ever devoates from justice, I will not hesitate to point it out" -Jean
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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Eight year drarry <33
All houses are united when they return for their final year
Harry and Draco has to share a room and Draco is furious
McGonagall refuses to switch them
Draco refuses to even look at Harry for the first weeks
Harry complains, a lot, to Hermione and Ron
One day Harry trips on nothing and face plants onto the floor
Draco begins to laugh
Harry joins him
And they doesn't stop until they’re lying on the floor, crying
When they stop Harry puts his hand forward sand says “You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort, I can help you there”
Draco hesitates for a moment before smiling and saying “I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks”
He still shakes Harrys hand
They sit together at breakfast and they t a l k
the talk so much
and Harry is slowly falling in love
Hermione just smile knowingly whenever she catches either of their eyes
One night Draco has nightmares
Harry lays down beside Draco and hold him until he falls asleep
Draco is blushing so much when he wakes up in the arms of Harry Potter
But he doesn't move,,
Because he likes it
Later that night they share their first kiss
In front of an open fire and drinking butterbeer
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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Eight year headcanon that mcgonagall told harry and draco to stop calling each other by their last names, which they did, but they started calling each other the cheesiest pet names.
“Well then, see you in potions tomorrow, dearest” 
“Wouldn't miss it for the world, honey”
“Could you please move out of the way darling, your arse is taking up the whole corridor”
“Anything for you sweetheart”
“This potion is the worst, sweet pea, you’ll need to redo it from scratch or the professor will fail you”
“He’d never fail the chosen one, pumpkin”
“Do you happen to know where i put my quill, dumpling?”
“Check under the cauldron, handsome”
“Thank you, foxy”
“Foxy, really?”
“Why are you wandering the corridors, malf- uhh romeo”
“Nightmares honeybear, what about yourself?”
“Nightmares too, baby”
“The war, snugglebug?”
“Yeah..”
“Me too”
“Good morning, hun”
“Morning, hot stuff”
“Got any sleep then, jellybean?
“Not as much as i’d like, sir”
Pansy spits her pumpkin juice all over Blaise when she hears them. That just makes the two of them blush
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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Sirius: Are you thinking what im thinking?
James: Considering youre probably thinking about remus' ass, no i dont think so
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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James: I dont know how to ask Lily out anymore, its almost like she isnt in love with me?!
Remus: [rolls his eyes] Well, im dating someone so i guess i could help
James: Wait? Youre dating someon? Tell me who, no no let me guess!!
James: Is she tall?
Remus: No.
James: What colour is her hair?
Remus:
Remus: black.
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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Sirius: I hate you
Remus: i love you too
Sirius:
Remus:
Sirius: you love me
Remus: oh noo
Sirius: oh my god you love me
Remus: fkuc yes i do
Sirius: *crying*
Sirius: i loVE YOU TOO
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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James: Lily, I think i'm dying
James: I see stars everywhere
Lily:
Lily: You have glitter in your eyes you complete moron
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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Sirius: i'm THE best at mario kart
James: no i am, i always win
Sirius: well you've never played against me soooo no
James: and you've never played against me so hOw do you know
Sirius: i know e v e r y t h i n g
James:
Sirius:
Remus: wrong, you both suck
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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Sirius: stOOOp
Remus:
Sirius: i hate you
Remus:
Remus: are you.... smiling?
Sirius: *hiding his face* nOO im certainly NOT
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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Random student: What do you find most attracting about boys?
Marlene: Probably their girlfriends
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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Hermione: i'm straight
Pansy: so is spaghetti until its wet
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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"And there he goes again, being overdramatic. And by he, I mean me"
- Sirius dramaqueen Black
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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the marauders era characters as beyonce song titles
Sirius: Diva
Remus: Me, Myself and I 
James: Daddy
Peter: Hold Up
Lily: ***Flawless
Marlene: Formation
Dorcas: God Made You Beautiful
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accio-spideypool · 5 years
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Slytherin: i have great hair and i love lying
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