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woozification · 3 days
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cherryycheoll · 3 days
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A DICK ANALYSIS : SEVENTEEN .
⚠︎ MINORS DNI . YOU WILL BE BLOCKED .
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OVER AVERAGE ( 13cm+ / 5in+)
SEUNGCHEOL - i feel like seungcheol has a girthy, way over average cock. its always so heavy and stands right up, hitting his abdomen when he gets hard.
CHAN - theres this brain-rotting image in my head that chan has such a lengthy and girthy cock with such a fat tip and the heaviest balls waiting to knock you up.
WONWOO - wonwoo has narrow, but large in size cock. this mans cock definitely stands up so erect all the time.
MINGYU - mingyus so cocky over his cock, even though its not the biggest you've seen, its the thickest you've seen.
JIHOON - jihoon is so shy when it comes to showing you his cock, because he knows it wont fit, he usually eats you out (basically servicetop!jihoon)
JOSHUA - my imaginations telling me that joshua has a really girthy and long cock, his veins throb so much when he gets hard and his pearly precum sits at his fat tip.
HANSOL - hansol doesnt really care about his size, he just worries pleasuring you and taking care of you, but his cock is narrow and long with a fat tip.
SOONYOUNG - i bet soonyoung has a girthy, average sized cock and he wears thin tiger boxers so his when he cums by accident it flows through to tease you, making a wet patch on his pants.
SEOKMIN - seokmin has such a pretty cock, not much length as the others but definitely so fucking girthy with a fat tip and throbbing veins aswell.
JEONGHAN - jeonghan has a narrow, averaged size cock with heavy balls and a really fat, red-ish tip with precum always pearling up on his tip.
MINGHAO - i feel like minghao isnt really big in size and girth but he'll still fuck you no matter what and his cock still kisses your cervix each time he fucks you (chinese gens 😝)
SEUNGKWAN - i actually dk(dude kisser) why i put seungkwan here, he doesnt give off much big dick energy and i feel like his cock doesnt have much girth and length to it (? 😭 this isnt slander)
JUN - jun is the same as minghao, his just got more girth than length and stretches you out so much when he fucks you, you can literally feel this man everywhere. (again, chinese gens 😃)
AVERAGE (13cm and under / 5in and under)
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notice im not trying to slander any of the members lmao 😭 im just saying how i think their sizes are.
❧ cberryycheoll ֶָ֢
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Woozi: "| wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy.
Woozi: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.
Woozi: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 166cm tall give me the gun bitch.
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lololololchips · 7 hours
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Hi hi ! Your smaus and texts are so amazing omg you literally write them so well?? I just wanted to ask if you'd wanna do more jun or woozi smaus pretty please.
And also if you don't mind me asking, what do you use to make your text posts? They look so good honestly!! Thank youu, your writing is amazing once again <3
i decided to pick woozi for this smau but don’t worry a jun smau is coming soon!!!
anywaysssss sorry for the long wait BUT HERE IT IS<333 ENJOY
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Lee Jihoon || in which the world is suddenly sweeter…
synopsis: in which the world is suddenly sweeter after woozi realizes his next door shop owner isn’t as “annoying” as he thought she was
genre: one shot au, fake texts, smau, non!idols, fluff, enemies to lovers (?), grumpy x sunshine arc
warnings: cursing, fem pronouns, woozi is a douche
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₊ 🪼 choi seungcheol ★ 𓂃 break up with your boyfriend, 'cuz i'm bored
MDNI
pairing : s.coups × afab!reader
summary : you decided to get a sexy tattoo for your 2nd anniversary. your tattoo artist just happened to be an incredibly, cunt-watering, handsome man.
wc : 2 k (i intended for a 700-800 word drabble but yeah 😭)
content warning : smut , cheating (don't do this irl guys) , oral sex (f receiving) , tattoos , pain play (sort of? reader finds getting tatted arousing) , no actual penetration sex , tattoo artist!seungcheol , reader has a boyfriend , sex-starved reader , lowkey enf , nicknames (princess) , lowercase on purpose , no beta-read
a/n : pls i have never had a tattoo before and so certain details may be inaccurate, i have inferred most details from the knowledge i know from my friend whos been tatted before lol. also i felt tingles while writing this? coups be bias wrecking me soooo bad these days. also i am not the best smut writer and i havent really writted anything in a long time so forgive me if it comes out a bit cringey 😭😭
it was your second anniversary with your boyfriend in a week. recently, your sex life has been really dry and the romance between you too has been really dying, so you thought, what's a gift better than a spicy tattoo? It's either you try to spice up your sex life or your break-up with your boyfriend is right about the corner.
your friend had recommended a place a little away from your house, a fine gothy tattoo studio. you weren't generally a big fan of tattoos and didn't have the judgment to differentiate between a good and bad quality tattoo parlor, so you trusted your friend.
when you entered the small shop, your vision almost died rom the amount of darkness in the place, with dark blue walls and dim lights, compared to the bright afternoon sun on the outside. a small bell tingles above your head as a lady greets you, "good afternoon and welcome, ma'am! how may i help you?" the receptionist's voice sounded too sweet for someone with an arm covered in huge dragon tattoo and piercings all over her face.
"good afternoon," you say as your eyes slowly adjust to the darkness in the studio. "i booked an appointment for a tattoo for today, under the name y/n." the woman at the reception desk typed something on her keyboard, the clickity-clackity of the keys too loud for the quietness of the studio.
"yes ma'am, so i will need you to fill this form before we proceed." the woman says, flashing a customer service smile and handing over a blank form paper along with a pink flashy pen. you return an awkward smile and fill up all the required details in the form, your name, age, medical history, etc.
she led your way to a small booth in the studio with a curtain door and thin screen walls. there was a bed of sorts, where she asked you to sit and wait and then she left. you look around the room. it wasn't your first time getting a tattoo, but you feel nervous because the location of the tattoo is surely gonna hurt.
a few minutes through, your tattoo artist walks in. you try so fucking hard not to blush seeing him. he was a fairly tall man, and even under the dim light, you could see his well-toned muscles through his tight black t-shirt. you try not to stare for too long, but fuck, he is so fucking handsome.
"good afternoon, darling. ready for the tattoo?" he asks, smirking a little as he slipped on a pair of gloves. y/n, pure thoughts! you have a boyfriend! he hands you a piece of paper, and you see it is the tattoo design you chose and had sent to the parlor beforehand while booking your appointment. "is the design alright? the size and everything? this is the stencil i will be using."
"uh, yea, its alright."
"and the location is your lower hip?" he asks, as he puts on a medical mask, cocking an eyebrow at you. "if you're comfortable, can you show me the exact location you want your tattoo to be?"
you blush a little as you reveal the location of your naughty tattoo. its quite lower than your belly button, a little on the right, near the dip of your thighs. the tattoo artist chuckles a little and you want to punch him in the face, out of sexual frustration. gosh, how long has it been since you had a good fuck that a man you just met seems so fine and fuckable? "dont laugh." you mumble under your breath.
"looks like you are getting it for someone special." he casually comments.
"mm, my boyfriend," the word feels sour on your tongue suddenly, guilt clouding your head. you push the thoughts away, you haven't even done anything yet, you are just a little sex-deprived that's all! its not like you are gonna fuck your tattoo artist. or would you? you quickly shake the thought away. no, it's not the time to be horny, focus y/n! "its our, uhm, second anniversary."
"well, congrats then! i am seungcheol, by the way. i hope you are comfortable with a male tattoo artist, our female friend has been on leave. if not, you may feel free to shift the appointment to tomorrow, we could arrange for that."
"no, its alright." you say, perhaps a little too quickly, in a voice higher than your usual.
"very well, then. i will need you to take off your shorts and undergarments. you can just lie down and relax, the first part doesn't hurt at all. pull up this towel as a cover up to your comfort." seungcheol says, handing you a white towel and leaving the booth for a while, pulling the curtains close behind him as he did so. you feel incredibly embarrassed at your train of thoughts as you unbutton your denim shorts and hope that there isn't a wet spot on your panties as you slide them off.
the cold air hitting your privates makes you shiver. you pull up the towel given to you up to your hips and call back the tattoo artist in again. he comes back in and makes sure the curtains are closed and hooked locked securely enough so no one accidentally comes in.
you lie down completely as seungcheol takes a seat beside you on a stool and pulls the blanket down till its only covering half of your genitals now, to reveal the location of your so desired tattoo.
"comfortable?" he asks, and you nod. he applies sterilizer on the area, the chill of it sending shivers down your back. it didn't take a lot of time to put on the stencil. he put a small but bright lamp facing your upper thigh while doing so.
"i am going to start with real deal. i'll try being gentle, but it may still hurt. try not to move, yeah?"
"m-hm." there was just something about the man's voice that every time he gave instructions like that it made your pussy throb. i wonder what he sounds like in bed.
seungcheol had a pretty gentle technique, as he promised, but it still stung everytime the needle moved on your skin. the tattoo was relatively small but had fine details. it was a butterfly, with a watercolor background. and the sting was concentrated quite close to your vulva. if you remembered a little of the biology and anatomy you learned in college, you knew that the nerve endings near your tattoo locations were pretty close to those of your clitoris. the stinging pain felt awfully good it hurted, but you felt aroused by it. you bit your lips to not let out an embarrassing moan. you felt the towel dip at the junction between your thighs and cunt, and you hoped your wetness wasn't seen through and-
"you're a little wet, do you need a tissue?" seungcheol said smugly, in a tone as if he wasnt just talking about someone's wet vagina. you literally wanted to die at the spot of embarrassment. "its quite normal, don't be embarrassed." he continued, as if reading your mind.
"could ... you do it," you blurted out, red pooling throughout your face. "please." you did not have enough shame to wipe up your pussy after getting wet at thinking of another man, in front of the said man.
seungcheol let out a little breathy chuckle. "of course," he kept his tattoo pen aside and pulled your towel away. you could feel your heartbeat as he opened up your knees and used a tissue to wipe your damp pussy. he didnt put enough pressure, almost on purpose, not cleaning up the dampness properly. "did it hurt?"
"h-huh?"
"getting tatted there, is it hurting a lot?" seungcheol said, peeking up from between your legs. you were quiet for a while, too lost staring and fantasizing about your dirty thoughts of other scenarios where you could look at him from this very angle. "i'm sorry, i didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. you said about having a boyfriend right? shit, this is not professional, sorry if i overstepped."
"no, its fine, i'm fine." you said suddenly. "it didnt hurt that much, i'm fine." you say, getting up on your elbows to look at him.
"hmm, really? i did have some different methods of sating pain, though." seungcheol said, teasingly, not helping your arousal.
"yeah? like what?" you said, suddenly feeling bold. seungcheol cocked an eyebrow again, and you could feel him smirking under that damn mask. you wanted to kiss that smirk off his face so badly.
"i am not sure if your boyfriend would approve of my methods."
your tastebuds turn sour at the mention of your boyfriend again. "i am.. not exactly in a perfect relationship with him right now. we are not very actively romantic lately. besides, this about me, not him, right?"
"well, so does that mean i can eat you out right now?" seungcheol asks, lowering his mask. you nod meagerly, pussy already throbbing at the thought. but instead he closed your legs, and positioned them the way they were before. "i will eat you out if you are good and patient while i complete the tattoo, yeah?"
"yeah, okay," you say it more as a whimper. the thought of getting some action occupies you so incredibly that you can almost not feel the stinging anymore. it feels like an eternity while seungcheol worked to complete your tattoo. you couldn't make out if he was genuinely a passionate tattoo artist or if was he doing this on purpose to rile you up.
when it finally gets over, he takes another lifetime to just apply the plastic bandage over the tattoo as per pocedure.
"you have been a really good girl, so i will reward you, yeah?" seungcheol says, opening your legs up for the second time, and removing his mask and gloves. you think he sanitized his hands right now, but you couldn't see very properly from this angle. seungcheol kissed down your thighs, small and slow, till he reached your freshly waxed cunt, and licked a stripe over it. you shivered at it, a whimper leaving your mouth.
"princess, if you want me to continue, you are gonna have to keep it down. it would be embarrassing to get caught like this." something in your core stirs the way he calls you princess. fuck, even your boyfriend never called you that way.
seungcheol is as passionate about eating your pussy as he was about making tattoos. he presses down your clitoris with his tongue, then flickering it around teasingly. he sucked on your clit a few times, as your thighs close to squeeze his head. you slapped a palm over your mouth to stop you from moaning loudly, the other hand reaching to grab hold of seungcheol's hair.
the tattoo artist moved his mouth lower so aligned perfectly against your entrance and pushed his tongue into your wet and heated cunt. he tongue fucked you till his tongue had licked around every inch of your insides, angling his face so that his nose rubbed against your clitoris. his hands grabbed the flesh of your thighs, tight enough to make them bruise a little.
you are quick to get overstimulated, having your pussy eaten out for the first time in months. you hit your orgasm immediately, ejaculating all over his face without being able to warn him first. you throw your head back, feeling your vision blinding. by the time you recover from your orgasm-aftershocks, you realise seungcheol already cleaned you up, and wiped his mouth, flashing you a half-smug-half-loving smile.
"do you provide all your female customers with this special service?" you tease him, chuckling weakly.
"no, you're the first one, actually," he says, rather sincerely, helping you sit up. you lean in to kiss him, but he stops you with a finger on your lips. you sigh in dismay, but then he pulls up a card from his back pocket, and scribbles down something at the back, and hands it over to you. "my number is on this. if you are gonna break up with your boyfriend, i am willing to take you out for dinner. i don't want to two-time you."
he pecks your cheek and leaves the booth, leaving you a bit flabbergasted, dumbfounded and excited, all at once.
guess you really are going to break up with your boyfriend, cuz your bored.
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kissing them mid argument | ot13
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❥ seungcheol 
instantly forgets what you were fighting about AND will chase your lips with his. cheol usually argues until the end, but when it comes to you, it doesn't matter if the blame falls on him (even though he didn't do anything) - as long as he can go back to hugging, kissing and suffocating you with his love, he’s a 100% fine with taking the blame (okay, who’re we kidding - he’ll be a bit sulky). you’d keep apologising to each other with his forehead resting on yours, and whisper quiet "i love you’s" that cheol would seal with his pouty lips on yours. 
❥ jeonghan 
jeonghan would roll his eyes, one - to tease you, two - to hide how shy your kiss made him. his cheeks would turn into a pretty shade of pink but he’d quickly try to distract you with a sarcastic remark or gaslight you that you’re the one that got shy, just to hide his reaction. at the end though, hannie would grab your hand, pulling you closer to him, and place a soft kiss on your lips. "you're lucky that i love you, because normally i would have kicked you out of the house by now."
❥ joshua 
shy at first then turns into a little menace. he’d try to turn it all against you and probably start chasing you around the apartment so he could kiss you back (a perfect way to put that awful argument behind you, since it was about something silly anyway). shua would still have a slight blush on his cheeks when he gets you, wrapping you in a big hug, as you’d try to wriggle yourself out of his grip. soon your living room would be filled with giggles and laughs. 
❥ jun 
turns into a shy and blushy bean, which always happens when you kiss him out of the blue. jun was just so focused on the argument and careful not to raise his voice at you that he totally didn’t catch the moment you grabbed him by his hoodie, smashing your lips into his. he’d thank his lucky stars for your kiss, he absolutely hated fighting with you, and nothing felt better than feeling your lips on his, your body close to his chest, and your hands cupping his face. 
❥ hoshi 
he’d grin so widely it’d be almost impossible, with the corners of his eyes scrunched adorably - soonyoung is a number one fan of your skinship and physical affection, and you kissing him is a cherry on top no matter what - even if you’re arguing. not a second would go by, and hoshi would pull you back, kissing you all over your face as both of you would erupt in a fit of giggles and soft smiles. just for funsies, soonyoung would try to start an “argument” with you just so you’d kiss him again.   
❥ wonwoo 
malfunctiones for a hot second. just kind of stands there and blinks - no thoughts, head empty. all his rational arguments would fly out of his head and he wouldn't know what to do with himself. "yes, well.. um." then he could react in two ways - either his ears would turn red with embarrassment, or he would snap at you with the "what the hell do you think you are doing." (with love of course). wonwoo just doesn't always know how to react to your affection.
❥ woozi 
jihoon can’t help but smile - he thinks you’re the cutest and most adorable thing ever. after he realises how widely he’s smiling, he scoffs and shakes his head in disapproval, just to hide how giddy and fluffy you made him feel with such a small thing. “do you think this will end the fight?” just give him another kiss and he’s gone - the fight is forgotten, there is no way jihoon will take this argument seriously anymore, thanks to you and your cute antics. what can i say, he has THE biggest soft spot for you. 
❥ dk 
he’s face would scream “kiss me again, please?” one of the things seokmin hates the most is fighting with you - even if it’s just a small everyday argument - he can’t handle that, so he’s so so happy and relieved when you kiss him. the second you pull away you’re met with his puppy eyes and an adorable pout, so you don’t have much choice but to kiss him again. your fight would quickly turn into a soft makeout session, filled with gentle kisses and apologies, though neither of you really knew what you were apologising for at this point.  
❥ mingyu 
sulky baby because he was about to say the best argument in his life, happy that he could finally stand up for himslef (though he knew he wouldn’t have won that fight either way). but to be honest, gyu would just be relieved that the fight was over, and if he wasn't so focused on kissing you back, smashing his lips into yours, he’d probably do a victory lap around the apartment. his puppy eyes would be sparkling with nothing but love and excitement, delighted that he could go back to being his usual clingy mingoo self.   
❥ minghao 
would ignore your kiss at first and keep on fighting with you, adamant on proving his point. he’d ignore the next three kisses as well, still babbling about whatever you were fighting about. by the fifth kiss, hao would start to lose his train of thoughts, and he’d start stuttering a bit, trying to remember what he wanted to say. then the sixth and seventh kiss would come, and that’s when he’d give up on the fight. “cute,” he’d mutter with a soft smile, and finally kiss you back. 
❥ seungkwan 
“i’ll give you a kiss later, just let me finish.” very adamant on finishing the fight although he’d completely forget what he wanted to say, all thanks to your kiss, (but boo would still continue to babble even though it wouldn’t make much sense). then he’d just kind of catch himself making no sense, and he’d just laugh and kiss you back, your fight long forgotten (just as you’d be about to fall asleep he’d remember what he wanted to say, and would keep you up for the next hour just so he could finish the argument). 
❥ vernon 
malfunctiones #2. “okay, but does that mean we’re done fighting?” just stands there trying to process what had just happened, because a second ago you were arguing, and now you were kissing him? a bit confused, but relieved at the same time - vernon hates fighting with you, and it doesn’t really matter to him who takes the blame - he could honestly take the whole blame if that meant the fight was over. he’d think about that lil kiss for the rest of the day, he’d even catch himself smiling at the thought of it in the middle of practice.   
❥ chan 
blushes furiously, and hides his head in your neck. “you can’t kiss me like that, we’re fighting!” he’d mumble, although you knew he had forgotten about the argument the second your lips touched his - chan was just too shy to admit that. turns into a little cutie, because even though your relationship is filled with surprise kisses, and out of the blue hugs, they always make him shy and so fuzzy on the inside, and he can’t help but blush as every coherent thought leaves his mind.
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