what if you lived in a small town in the countryside and you were in unrequited gay love with your best friend who went up to the mountains and disappeared for a week
and then a creature stole your friends body and came back from the mountain and you’re the only one who noticed and the creature imprinted on you because you’re the only one who’s ever been kind to it and it wants to experience the simple joys of humanity and it follows you around like a puppy
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Imagine Sam goes to a Tesco Express or other store of that kind one night at 3 am during a Magnus Institute binge search because he ran out of coffee and instant ramen.
He feels slightly ashamed at the state he's in but when he goes to check out, he sees the cashier is equally sleep deprived and depressed looking so his anxiety quickly dissipates.
He gets all the items out and immediately hands the cashier a 50 pound bill because he just wants to skip the small talk. The other man almost robotically hands him the change and bag.
Sam starts to leave but musters up the last bits of his energy to be nice. "Thank you, sir, have a good night."
The cashier drowsily looks up at him. "You too, sir."
Sam knows that voice. Adrenaline rushes through his veins and he whips his head back.
"Norris?! From my fucking puter?!"
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lol what if the daycare attendant was the only sentient animatronic in the pizzaplex
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what if he went my michael reznor
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what if batman and superman used to be a wrestling duo and were also lesbians
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Astarion had thought their attempt to talk their kin out of her plan was doomed to fail, but he found himself unsurprised when they appeared to win her ear. They had that effect on people, a way of getting to the heart of someone and pulling at the right strings. Orin apparently was not immune, and he’d watched with pride as she lowered her daggers at their bequest.
Then their father had interrupted and forced the fight anyway. He’d plucked the chance for anything other than blood out of both his children’s hands and set them against each other.
I think the Dark Urge should get to be big mad about how Orin and they are doomed by the narrative. As a treat.
So I wrote a fic about it and drew this.
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Imagine a cat boy who’s pronouns are he/him/hiss
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Let me free you from this prison.
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what if i wrote a fic about the events immediately following enoch's death from benjamin's perspective.
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