Eridan has absolutely no idea what's been going on in the movie
Sollux is just glad that he's stopped glancing at him every four seconds
All in all a moderately successful date night
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Matt Mullenweg, @photomatt, the TUMBLR/Automattic CEO is a fucking BABY and I hope this gets so bad for him he cries himself to sleep over it.
(For Matt: THIS IS NOT A THREAT. THIS IS A WISH. CRY TO YOUR MOMMY ABOUT IT BITCHBOY)
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Playin some Magicians Quest for the ds and honestly
v fun and my boyfriend is a cat
its like animal crossing adjacent and you go to wizard school I named mine hexinton
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TW: sh
Ways I sh as a cat scratcher/wuss who is too scared to cut deep
- using a small knife or blade and repetitively scrape the opposite way to how it cuts (like wearing away the skin) this leaves it like raw skin and it stings but you can always see how deep you are going. This is probably my favourite when I feel sad or unhappy.
- using a pin the scrape my skin because it makes scrapes but never too deep so I can see the damage. My favourite when I’m angry and deserve pain
- using small/pocket scissors to cut my skin, kind of pinch it and it takes pieces out. My favourite when I need to focus everything in one spot to make me feel more alive (I suffer from long term DPDR - 11months)
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whatever you say you fucking pos bigot
Said the terrorist supporter 😏😏. And I' ve never hide my disgust. Oh And moslims Are much more biggot. Or do you know any other religion which whipping their people for even slightest transgression such as not wearing hijab? I don't.
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Bitch boy please. Whenever you're ready and don't have your hands full. You're gonna need them both free when I hand you your ass.
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Bubble butt teaser gets the hottest fuck doggy style
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fucks her throat hard and rough til gagging messy
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in the game i haven’t even met Henry yet
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***SPOILERS FOR AHSOKA EPISODE 4***
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OK, hear me out. So, Sabine has been taken prisoner on a giant ship that's basically all engines to be able to jump to another galaxy.
Most of the crew are droids, with Morgan, Baylan, and Shin the only humans expected to be along for the ride.
What's the likelihood that they planned extra space on this incredibly single-purpose ship *just in case* they happened to end up with a prisoner?
And it's undoubtedly going to be a long trip there. Where, oh where, is Sabine going to sleep? Clearly, it needs to be somewhere that someone can keep a close eye on her, and Baylan and Morgan can both pull seniority to say "not it".
Somewhere, perhaps, where there's only one bunk...
Dammit anon I'm so weak for "there is only one bed"
Sabine sleeps like a drunk cat
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