sorry this is so specific and self-indulgent and came out of nowhere but i blame @smr7k4 for this anyway supernatural au where scorpius is a washed up curse researcher/scientist who used to be trying to fine-tune or alter curses that are already incurable to work in favour of wizardkind which was a motivated passion after his mum died from one. he was recording how this one ritual could bring back people from death permanently outside of the resurrection stone but something went horribly wrong in his experiment. so scorpius let his research and projects get disbanded bcuz it crossed the border between normal magic and dark magic.
fast forward and scorpius dies somehow. his husband doesnt share nearly the same amount of moral limitation that scorpius subjected himself to, and would do just about anything to get him back. albus goes fishing around for all of scorpius’ old notebooks until he finds that ritual with the specific curse. he performs it and boom he got a little cannibal zombie hubby now. but zombo!scorp also needs to live on human meat so albus becomes a serial killer so he can sustain scorpius (who also isn’t very conscious of his actions and is in a state of animalistic bloodlust, but for some reason still holds a soft spot for albus). meanwhile rose would be the detective auror thats hot on albus’ trail trying to figure out who is responsible for the random killings.
essentially the au is albus finishing scorpius’ research by trying to figure out how to make him more human. he’s documenting what kind of foods zombo!scorp can and cant eat, how to restart all parts of his body to get it functioning again, how to help him access memories to his life and vice versa.
“oh blood type A- gives scorpius tummy aches so i won’t feed him people with that type” then jots down scorp’s lactose intolerant like symptoms. “oh scorpius doesnt like eating hair he always just eats around it. it would be easier if i just remove that part of the head” then takes note of scorpius’ preferences like its cutting crust of bread. “ugh rose is being annoyingly smart again looks like i gotta frame someone to buy me some time before she finds me out sighhh” or “scorpius was always such a sweet tooth so maybe i need to find people with high glucose levels” or “maybe if he eats someone familiar like karl jenkins or something that could trigger a memory for him and reverse some of these effects” (albus just wants an excuse to murk karl).
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What about nibbly as b3? On your lords in black drawing
The joke is is that he doesn't have eyes, so he's squinting at nothing and decided to get an eyeball candy to see if that would help
It didn't <\3
The other LIB + original;
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Hii did ur other comic end? The what’s ur type one :0
hi!! so the comic portion of what's ur type is kind of on unofficial hiatus i guess :') I think I just got a bit burnt out, holidays came up yaddah yaddah BUT the fic portion is still finished in first draft form. I'm trying to have it edited and ready to publish by the end of March at the latest so you guys can still have a complete story!! Plus part of me thinks the fic is funnier lmao but we shall see
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🙄😏
"In May, tabloids reported that Healy and Swift were an item. Both of them, onstage during their respective tours, seemed to conspicuously mouth the words “This is about you, you know who you are, I love you.” Healy flew from the Asia leg of his tour, in the Philippines, to attend Swift’s show in Nashville. There was chatter, online, that it was a joke, or a publicity stunt, or perhaps simply two ardent self-chroniclers gathering material about intertwined egos for devastating pop albums to come. Neither of their representatives would comment on the record, but I kept getting texts from people who knew them, and who insisted: this time, it’s real. ♦"
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/06/05/who-is-matty-healy
"It's real..." oh, ok.
i was so confident that it was just the media pairing her up with the closest man in her proximity because god forbid she be single for a moment ! but when she was photographed holding his hand, that removed all deniability
Edit: whoops totally missed the link you sent lol ah i'm very interested to read that! let's see what the new yorker has to say about him...
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ofmd has eaten a hole in my brain I see a post beginning with "Israel is" and my first thought is "what has Izzy done this time" I'm literally Jewish--
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have you ever seen a man so beautiful you passed out. I FUCKING LOVE MEN!!!!!!!!!
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