gabrielle, the u-haul lesbian
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Gabrielle: You look good in that armour.
Xena: You know where else I'd look good?
Gabrielle, zero hesitation: My bed.
Xena, at the same time: By your side- what?
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One time Xena gave up her humanity and became a demon and waged war against heaven, but only because Gabrielle was now an angel and Xena wanted to see her to ask if she'd spend eternity in damnation with her so she wouldn't be alone.
That show was an experience.
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Just to highlight how wonderfully unique Xena: Warrior Princess was.. In the first five minutes we've had Xena ride through a war ruined village, have flashbacks that she ordered it, give food to a child who's parents were killed in the conflict, and bury her armour and weapons. This weird guy was then immediately and comically introduced as a bad guy.
Then she fought him in what could be considered a shift, and introduced herself to the woman who would become the love of her life. She then snuck into a war camp led by an ex boyfriend with a silly haircut who recruited people into his band by having them SHOOT ARROWS AT HIM
About 10 minutes later she's fighting an INCREDIBLY whiny cyclops which she blinded years before. She wins in under a minute (after taunting him) by throwing her chakram at his belt and breaking it, which makes his trousers fall down, tripping him.
We are LESS THAN 15 minutes in. This show was WILD 😂
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who wants to have 300 sleepovers so we can watch Xena Warrior Princess together??
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Fresh ink.
2 new tattoos from media that means a LOT to me.
Star Trek: Voyager combadge. 🖖
Xena: Warrrior Princess chakram + Gabrielle’s sai. 🖤💛
(Ignore the seemingly wonky / slightly off shape nature of 'em both, they're taped tight with Saniderm in a bit of a tilt and it's been bleeding/seeping a LOT — but IRL, when fresh and clean and not angry? They're both dope as heck and shaped basically perfect. 😈)
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✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Xena: Warrior Princess - S05.E03 "Succession"
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Joxer: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger!
Xena: That's because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Gabrielle.
Xena: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.
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