#you bet it's faster

[moeblob]

I am really tired of a situation rn.

#fe three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #me using felix on my angy days because he is my angersona? you bet! #anyway if you want to try to get someones money or something bc you hurt your own car banging into mine #can you try to be a bit more timely with it buddy come on you hit me on feb29 ! #why am i getting your insurance company calling me today ! #also i would like to point out i didnt do it and neither of us were hurt and i filed a claim with my own insurance comp #and also filed a police report bc he didnt even suggest calling the cops to the scene #so like yeah hey man maybe you and your insurance company can move a lil faster or smth #literally everything that happened the day of is - according to my dad - an intimidation tactic #i look like im 15 and he probably thinks he can take advantage of a new driver but ya know! tough luck! #im just really tired and stressed over multiple things not negative so getting this on top of it was like #bro .................... anyway my phone didnt pick up for some reason so i called back and then nothing got resolved #cause the person who actually called me wasnt around to connect the line to from the guy who answered #idk man just its a lot despite my v minimal energy #got a job interview on monday tho ! and then also next week is an eye exam #and you might be thinking isnt that a good thing to get your eyes checked? you are correct but i am horrified #there are two body parts that give me absolute anxiety and eyes are one of them #and i know my eye sight is declining and im just v anxious #its fine im going to be fine i just have to be anxious about it

[planetvries]

geeettttttt

dunked on!!!

#sans undertale #sans #undertale #fanart #undertale fanart #sans undertale fanart #sans fanart #yeah those are lightning mcqueen crocs what of it? kachow #also yeah you bet those crocs light up #they make him move faster #socks n crocs #planetvries art #my art #♈️ art #i love lil skeledudes #him and skelly from hades I need to pat them both on the nog #and the lil skelebros from spookware #I need him to sound like a xylophone when he walks #we love a short king #digital sketch #digital sketches #illustration #tumblr sexyman #ultimate tumblr sexyman #sans sweep

[evilkitten3]

au where there's like a paperwork error and sasuke ends up on team eight. but no one else's placement changes. so kakashi has to deal with just naruto and sakura, who isn't filtering herself at all. or better yet, sasuke gets swapped with kiba, so kakashi has to deal with three loudmouth hotheads, one of whom can just track him down whenever he's late.

meanwhile kurenai's first lesson is homicide 101 and sasuke thinks he just hit the team jackpot

#naruto #team seven #team eight #uchiha sasuke #yuuhi kurenai #kurenai: ok kids now that we've all introduced each other i'm giving you a test to see if you're really ready to be genin #kurenai: the test is murder btw. afterwards we'll go over better and more creative ways to do murder #sasuke: this is the best possible thing that could have happened to me #meanwhile kakashi has a massive headache bc the only person on his team with any kind of volume control is akamaru #kakashi: ur the only one i can trust buddy #akamaru: bork #kakashi's ninken absolutely adore akamaru #sakura gets a headstart on medic-ing bc hana shows up to meet her lil bro's new team #also sasuke feels weird without someone challenging him to a fight every 20 minutes so he starts hoping one of his teammates will #shino gets sick of sasuke's incredibly awkward attempts at egging him on and persuades hinata to make sasuke her rival #yes they bond over their obsession with naruto what about it #hinata is. not good at being a rival #but she's trying #hinata: um sasuke-kun i bet. i bet. um i bet i can get to the top of this tree f-faster than you... #hinata: um but only by a little bit actually y-you'll be right behind me in fact you'll probably do it better but um. #sasuke: we can just start hitting each other if that's easier for you #hinata: oh cool just like my home life. yeah i can do that #shino: i'm a genius

[ghostivities]

AHEM AHEM- P2!MC the only mf to have allowed a lighter on them, they literally debated w Crowley and the other teachers to keep it-

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #P2 means Persona 2 #You also bet P2!MC is gonna have a bike too #helps them get to NRC faster frfr

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Like always cold? Maybe his ghost half is keeping his human half too cold. Like a deep cold he can’t ever get warmed from? His body is working double time to try and keep him warm so he eats a lot more to keep up with the energy burned.

Or never cold. His ghost half now makes him immune to the cold and he just can’t feel it? Shorts in the snow with a tanktop kinda guy. His ghost core is keeping his body temp down but also his ghost powers have combined with his every cell to change him on a molecular level. He could feel the cold if he had control over this power but I doubt he will ever figure that out. Just a “oh I don’t feel cold anymore. Neat” kinda vibe and never try to actually correct it. I like to think his skin would still turn blue if exposed to extreme cold but thats just me

#danny phantom #I have the flu please kill me #it has been a fucking week for me #monday I fell down a flight of stairs #Wednesday I slipped in the shower and twisted my ankle #then christmas eve I get the fucking flu #still was forced to cook half the food btw #I was going to be sleeping now but my nose is trying to give bolt a run for his money #I bet it’s going faster than danny can fly #miss you guys #I do read all comments and tags and I love yall so much

[goldkirk]

I opened Pinterest for the first time in months.

That made me realize a lot about how bad I was actually doing and how much of a Waffle House Index use of Pinterest is for adult me, apparently.

I hadn’t realized it had grown that foundational to me in a healthy-brain-exercise-and-hobby-joy way. Nice to know moving forward! It’s another sign I can keep track of and use to spot correlation/indicator patterns earlier my behavior.

I love this kind of thing, it makes me so excited!

#personal data hacking is my passion #someday I’ll tell a story about the most notable times I tracked things or hacked my own mental processes from childhood to now #including the fear of spiders and bed wetting and behavior changes and posture and heart rate and cursive and putting kitchen items and #trash away as soon as I’m finished using them instead of never ever or ages and ages later #I’m so proud of that #you have to give it time and still commit. chaining thoughts and routines and behaviors really works #we are not separate brains and bodies and external environments #anyway I’m gonna go haha I used up he last of my energy burst on Discord and here and I need to go rest and lie on the floor and probly doze #love you all be back soon bye mwah! #add to journal #trauma evolution #my Waffle House index #this is going to be a fun new tag I’m so going to have fun with this and I bet it’ll be a helpful example reference for other people too #more than just for future me! #so excited so proud of myself so happy so grateful for hope about me really trusting that my ability and my behavior and my performance #are able to and going to yes keep getting better #long many-milestone path-journeys of potential #like when I was a little 6-7 year old kid-team athlete looking ahead at a concept of a future with me over time getting #stronger and cleverer and faster and slicker and calmer and even happier and more and more capable and able to accomplish! #a gift. all this time I didn’t think I’d have and have been living anyway is such a gift. #knowing that I truly have future time to grow and explore and change and improve in even though I still can’t FEEL or IMAGINE that future #time yet. also a gift. #the time I will one day realize I can imagine a future and imagine myself alive? will be a gift. #breath is a gift. experiencing life is a gift. other life is a gift. rhythm is a gift. motion is a gift. awake is a gift. color is a gift. #such a great expanse. all of it new. all of it eternal. all of it me. all of it nothing I’ve ever known before. all of it all of it #all of it. gifts. #gonna go have floor time now. this would be such a nice time to re-re-regain my ability to cry! #mwah I love you future me. take care of your hand and thank u for writing all this down 💛 #hey little star whatcha gonna queue? #my poetry

[milkweedman]

Genuinely spending 2 hours a day just prepping the fiber, RIP

To be fair at least a third of that time is pushing the executive function button so I can start the next nest. They're unfortunately one of those activities that has enough steps that each one feels like it's own separate thing, so I have to Start Task each damn time. So there's a 5-10 minute cooldown between them.

Got 9 nests, I think (on top), middle is some fleece that's already had a lot of locks picked out so it's kind of jumbled, bottom is combing waste.

#That's how all fiber prep is for me... I bet if I was actually medicated it'd go faster #but what can you do. #anyway ive done similar things. 2021 tdf i was carding rolags as i went #but those are so much faster !!! like 2 minutes at most and usually closer to 30 seconds for a rolag that takes #around the same amount of time to spin as a nest of top #meanwhile the nests are 10 minutes each IF i have already picked the locks. which ive started doing bc it feels a little faster #and earlier this year i was spending an hour to an hour and a half before work every day combing southdown babydoll for sock yarn #but i was also spinning that up on supported spindles (i spin 3x slower on those than on my wheel) and over the course #of like a 10+ hour shift #so it felt a lot more reasonable #im combing more of this shetland per day than i was the southdown for sure #but yeah it spins up so much faster that its like. whole morning: combing #tiny but nice part of afternoon: actually spinning the top #idk a ton about how ancient people prepared their wool... definitely need to find some info bc it would be fascinating to know #but carding cloth is a pretty recent development in the grand scale of how long humans have kept sheep #so.... yeah i can imagine youd need like 4 kids combing the wool just to keep up with one experienced spinner #or else that one spinner is spending all damn morning prepping wool #its not a great nighttime activity bc if you cant see real well then your prep really suffers #easier to spin in the near dark than prep in the near dark by a long shot #idk ! cool to think about #im rly intruiged by sally pointers video on that blackthorn hand hackle thing (i cant remember the name RIP) #feels like it could comb wool too ? or at least you could try and then make something better when that failed #but a comb of some kind is just gonna be the easiest thing to make if nothing else ... #palm comb #tour de fleece #tour de fleece 2023 #wool prep

[ofide]

wow you’re watching INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE so ethically you are so getting into heaven

#‘you watch it BECAUSE of the dark themes’ yeah you bet #nothing makes me watch a movie faster than someone saying that smth fucked up happens in it

[hooved]

i think everyone should stop being huge cunts to ppl who don't have perfect hygiene

#or even don't appear to have perfect hygiene for any reason ? #like their skin or their hair just gets greasy faster or they have acne scars or yellow teeth etc. #ppl will see a selfie where your hair is messy after being out all day and say ''i bet you smell like shit'' lmao. who even cares #and even if someone is sweaty and greasy and smelly and has bad teeth that doesn't make them a bad person. you know nothing about them

[ghostlysoupcan]

some things that automatically get me to tense up thanks to circa 2014 aphobia:

lgbt (without the plus, it was so common that it was an instant tell as to who was actually chill)

cishets (unless proven its really about cishets because like terfs they tend to be subtle about it to make you look crazy. like highschool bullies do. Hm. similarities.)

aceys (self explanatory there, infantilizing nickname)

virgins (you already know why but honestly its poor taste to call anyone a virgin like its a bad thing anyway)

turbovirgin (see above. honestly id be tempted to reclaim this just for myself because yeah. not having sex at the speed of light i am. just going so fast at doing absolutely nothing)

making fun of qprs as if having another term to define a specific feeling isnt shit we've been doing since forever

that fun (not) thing where people had blogs like (this character here) is aphobic and making pride edits of Fucking Hitler and shitty characters as a joke and comparing them to us like it wasnt wildly fucking offensive and antisemetic

(any personal beef with valentine's day being met with oh youre just bitter/single/hateful yadda yadda)

any demonizing of mental health disorders cause aro people and pd having people especially could be just fucking vibing and you have people go WOW coldhearted abusive asshole Completely Unprompted or always accusing us of being the abusive one if we're in a bad situation and we may as well be blood brothers when it comes to bigotry bingo at this point

literally any blog who makes meme jokes because you think itl be fine and then you one day see on your dash a meme thats all about hating your identity or thinking youre a spectacle to cringe at.

any blog who doesnt emphatically support aros and aces and Proves it by doing more than just reblogging shit with the flags in them cause i swear to god i will be following someone for forever and they start posting shit that sets my fucking feelers off until i either personally get so uncomfortable i have to unfollow them to stop the game of wait-for-the-other-shoe or they outright mock us.

#id add more but i cant remember because i was too busy trying to avoid it for the sake of my mental health #funny that #anyway feel free to add other examples but i still to this day cant just follow people willy nilly #they gotta be cool bc if theyre not i cut them out faster than a fucking tumor creeping up on an important artery #bigotry aint cool you just look like a massive dick ✌️ #for the people who actually care to listen this is the brand of shit we deal with and i bet anything its still going #just. quieter. because they get to move on and we dont. im never going to be able to forget but for them it was fucking tuesday #aphobia #ask to tag #hitler mention

[floralquafloral]

A strategic tip: Most players, when they're searching for enemies, will almost never think to look upwards. Our terrestrial primate brains naturally expect everyone to be at ground level. Take advantage of this! When you only have a moment to hide, hiding above plain sight can be a great idea. Just look at the amazing results that can be achieved when this technique is applied in battle:

#floralaqua #splatoon #splatoon 3 #nintendo #nintendo switch #splatfest #this clip is from Power vs Wisdom vs Courage #i'm being a little silly here since i did still get obliterated in the clip but i do mean this advice seriously! #i don't believe the enemy noticed me there until they accidentally got me on the backswing #if it weren't for that i bet they would've kept looking‚ giving me a chance to escape #that said i would've been better off Super Jumping away anyways. that's a really scary place to fight up close as an Explosher #did you know you can Super Jump while swimming on a wall? if I'd initialized a jump back to base after reaching the top i bet i'd've lived #that would have been the smartest way to get out i think. initiating the jump on the grate would be faster but risky #because they could come back around the mast and kill me very quickly. i was already at low health #dropping through the grate and initiating the jump in midair would've been another escape option #but without any time to check for enemies underfoot it's a little risky too IMO #swimming up the mast and jumping from there basically guarantees a successful jump since they'd definitely not look up in time

[quaranmine]

this is a fun night for firewatch au because it is, perhaps, the only time in the writing of the entire fanfic where the real-life calendar date coincides exactly or nearly exactly with the in-story date!

#wouldve been fun if i wrote just a tad faster to release the fourth of july chapter on. you know. fourth of july time #but that sucker wont be done til a few weeks from now i bet #i'm just one chapter too slow to make it happen #but yeah this scene takes place somewhere close to the last day of june #because we start chapter 8 immediately on july 1st basically #i feel like june has lasted AGES in this story but if you go scene-by-scene it's actually a super reasonable timespan for it to be a month #but it feels soooooo long because it took me multiple months to write that much

[the-pale-goddess]

Tiffany doesn’t post on Picta often, but when she does…

#devil works fast but hilde in her manic phase works faster #just saw this pic on ig and it had tags all over DG’s chest so i was forced to turn it into a story as well ugh #i’m tempted to roll out the comments on this pic ksbskbsksb #you bet that jackie would be like: disgusting. just like this dress WHAT on earth wind and fire are you wearing? #ethan x tiffany #ethan ramsey #hilde vs manips #ethan ramsey x mc #ethan x mc

[bpgpfesyi]

found this on Twitter for all of the Anpanfans

#anpanman #uncle jam riding a bus is kinda funny #can rollpanna go faster that that? I bet 45 bucks she goes faster #just fucking fly currypanman YOU HAVE A CAPE #the shokupanman and dokinchan ones are adorable!!! #oh hello hamburger kid #anpanman with the phone #who is he calling #and BAIKINMAN. #I would expect him to do that.

[get-hockeyed-idiot]

for the hockey ask game please do 🔥

THANKS my hot take is that expecting European players to learn English and then having zero expectations for American/canadian players to meet them in the middle and learn some other languages is bullshit!! Learn some Russian for your teammates it’ll improve everyone’s lives!!

#especially when it comes to actually playing!! #if you learn how to say pass me the puck or over here in your linemate’s native language you bet your ass they’re probably going to react #faster that way!! #it’s not hard come on!! #I am also of the opinion that Americans especially should gain some proficiency in other languages as just like. a life skill #but that’s for another rant #thank you!! #asks #anon

[pressradio]

Now I'm waiting for Lapo Elkann reaction, because he tweeted only about Zhou yesterday.

It doesn't look good, you know, when your driver takes his first win 🙃

#yes #I'm on my full hater mode #calling for dirty games #and throwing shit on a fan #and nothing can stop me #not sure that I will heal after that race #WHO WILL BE OUT OF FERRARI FASTER: CHARLES OR BINOTTO? #WATCH YOU BETS LADIES AND GENTLEMENTS #considering myself as a shitty person #don't care much #if Charles can't defend himself due to shitty pr code #we can #charles leclerc #lapo elkann #scuderia ferrari