#you doofus

[paperstorm]

For the sleepover -

If I wanted to lure you into my treehouse to be feral soulmates for the rest of time, what would be the best lure?

A. Pineapple

B. Nectorine

C. The juiciest peach in the world

D. Ten Christmas tree candles burning at once

I was about to be like “pineapples duh” but then you got me with that last one …….. maybe ten at once might be too much tho. I’ll still go with a pineapple

#😘😘 #you doofus

[valiancenodel]

The event questline is taking jabs at Chinese web literature like there's no tomorrow, and I'm all for it.

#honkai star rail #i'm taking all the passive agressive options #you don't get to make fun of my fights #or call them boring #you doofus

[aaronandthecrew]

Inktober Days 19 and 20! Houndour and Seviper. Well, well, well. These two again.

#pokemon #seviper #houndour #team rocket #tm47 #animated #gif #animated gif #art #comic #webcomic #silly snek #seviper pls #stop #you're going to give your entire body whiplash #you doofus #inktober

[macaroni-rascal]

Keegan...

#for fucks sake #ON A SPIN #YOU DOOFUS #konner talks skating

[gojorgeous]

if gojo has a wife he's acting one of two ways:

He gushes about you constantly. i mean, you cannot get this man to shut about about his wife. he's obsessed- literally lives and breathes for you. he's talking about how cute you are, how adorable it is when you wake up early to cook breakfast, how you wear the cutest clothes, how you pack him the best lunches. he will yap to anyone around him about how much he loves you. nanami is about to slam his head into a wall every time gojo so much as approaches and his students have learned to just tune him out.

He never mentions you. loves you so so so much, but never really sees a reason to bring you up when he's at work or with his students. would of course talk about you if the topic came up, but so far... it hasn't. when the topic does come up one day, it's something small. he says some shit like "i can't wait to get home. my wife is making my favorite for dinner." and his students just fucking lose it. except megumi- he's known the whole time LMAO. everybody suddenly wants to know everything about his mysterious wife and he's kind of bewildered, but is completely willing to show you off. when he arrives home that night it's with over half a dozen people behind him, all of whom want to meet you. he just offers to order take out lol.

#either way he's a doofus #gojo #gojo fluff #jujutsu kaisen gojo #gojou x reader #satoru gojou #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gojo x reader #jujutsu gojo #gojou satoru x you #jujustu kaisen #gojou satoru x reader #gojou satoru x y/n #jjk gojou

[slipperysheep]

my artstyle is so inconsistent smh

I went back to the felt tip pen and omg..

genuinely proud of this???

what kind of cosmic apparition possessed my hand to make this

#ts!underswap #sans #ts underswap #tsunderswap #crossbones #art #undertale #undertaleau #fanart #digital art #papyrus #i really like how expressive he is tbh #like that silly smug ahh expression of his??? #genuinely so goofy #you could even say.... he's a doofus #anyways #brainrot 101

[overchromatic]

He turned into a fucking onion for his joker arc 😭

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pkmn sv #rival kieran #the indigo disk #fanart #sketch #im sorry kieran baby you look like a fucking doofus #he really makes it too easy to bully him fr

[heytherelysia]

a couple of (the silliest) things the trailblazer has done:

- scared the soul out of room service

- over analyze street lamps and dumpsters/trashcans

- ripped off every wanted posters they can find in belobog

- cried when they couldn't resist opening a treasure that wasn't theirs, someone witnessed this and they were kind enough to give their stuff to the trailblazer.

- drank someone else's coffee that was REALLY STRONG yet addicting. passed out and was "rescued" by two researches afterwards.

- "bro, you're so romantic."

- attempted to steal coins in a water fountain.

- also tried to count all the coins in said water fountain.

#ellsmailbox #coffee so good you pass out #i love them already #did kafka give them life knowing how much of a doofus they are #honkai star rail #hsr

[egophiliac]

HAVE YOU SEEN MALLEUS DORM UNIFORM CARD????

I didn't get him. :( ...so I looked up his dorm story and it is incredible, oh my god. if you haven't noticed by now, Malleus doing the absolute stupidest shit with the best intentions is my favorite, and this is pandering directly to that part of me. I can't pick a favorite part.

(wait, actually, yes I can)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #also containing copious amounts of my second-favorite thing which is malleus vs technology #i can't believe it's literally canon that malleus 1) does not attend meetings because he can't figure out how to open his email #and 2) therefore GUESSES when and where the meeting is and will just. sit in the fucking library for two hours wondering where everyone is. #mal. honey. you can be all '~fae and humans have such different senses of reality~' #but i think you might just be a doofus. #also canon: malleus powerwashes his phone and then is like 'i didn't do anything it just broke' #and don't forget my THIRD-favorite thing which is malleus trying very hard to be a good host and being extremely bad at it #this story really has it all huh #everyone's super mad and screaming at him and he's just like 'feel free to have some cake } :)' #yep. definitely a doofus.

[chenfordspiral]

We don't talk about this little moment enough.

#🥹😭🥹 #lucy asks if he loves her and he's like #how is that even a question?! of course i love you you doofus #i'm fine it's fine i'm totally fine #i'll never be over this btw #chenford #the rookie #lucy chen #tim bradford #lucy x tim #tim x lucy #chenfordedit #chenford edit #6x02 #mine: gif #mychenfordgifs

[idonthaveacontract]

it was so important to me to make sure this gif existed

#the way greg uses his whole arm from the shoulder made me scream literally #cat behavior #whenever succession is over I feel like such a doofus because everyone is talking about the sibling themes and the poison or whatever #and I'm like did you see the slap fight. were you even listening to connor talk about the kilt #yes I recently learned how to make gifs. kind of #but it's not anything I particularly enjoy doing #succession #succession spoilers #tomgreg #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch

[fadedrainbowbookshelves]

Have to lift that last person!

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #frank frankly #eddie dear #eddie x frank #frank x eddie #Not pictured: Probably Eddie having a mental breakdown trying to lift Home #I heard that flustered little 'oh my' in the recording Frank you're not slick #Wally just being like 'oh i'm up here now' had me rolling you unnerving little doofus I love you #Y'all about to get SICK of me! I've so many thoughts and I shall draw them all! (when I have time. work hours are now very long for me!) #The website update was so good you're going to hear me say that 16000 more times at least

[venacoeurva]

I can’t see either of them being too serious about this kind of thing w/ each other lmao. Also have a chunk from the previous page that I decided wasn’t needed, but I thought this part was cute (not the tax evasion part)

-Please do not reupload, edit, or use.-

#you doofus??? #teldwren #wren nerevarine #teldryn sero #dunmer #miraak #tes #tesblr #tes v #skyrim #artsyfartsyness #it’s 6:30 am gn #teldryn🤝wren if I don’t turn moments of emotional vulnerability into a joke or roast I will fucking die

[nehoteika]

maybe i feel like i lost you or something

#stranger things #stranger things art #byler #byler fanart #mike wheeler #mike wheeler fanart #my art #why are you crying just send him the letter you doofus #one of my friends hates mike and she still judged me for making him cry #lettergate #it's real

[starshapedspider]

they should’ve been making love. not fighting

#im still not over this specific rick off btw #context: these two were against eachother in smash polls #doofus could help regional calm down like a cat #Do you hear me . #rickcest #rick sanchez #doofus rick #regional manager rick #rick and morty #rick and morty art #my art #art #rick polls #thinking about opening up commissions for this specific style.. it’d be for fandom ships n stuff . #just sounds fun bc these are so silly to draw #Ok im done yammering

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

I have a question, your highness

Would Kirtch feel jealous about Reader interacting with another humans? Or would it be like a human seeing two cats interact? We don't feel jealous seeing our pets interact with other pets, but we get jealous when they like another human more than us, would that be the same for Kirtch? I'm asking because even tho there's this kind of pet relationship between Reader and Kirtch, i believe it's at the same time something very different.

I did think about this when brainstorming part three (I decided against it, so this isn't a spoiler lol) and the answer is a very complicated yes.

He wouldn't like another human pet, because he's already very emotionally attached to his pet, believing they are the best human in the entire galaxy (even though he's never met another human), but I could see him trying to get another human so his human wouldn't be lonely.

But that's where (Reader) would be forced into a predicament. If they hated the other human, Kirtch would be saddened but get rid of the other human, and that would cause a lot of distress for his pet; missing out on their only connection to humanity and the guilt of sending away this other victim.

Now, if (Reader) did like this other human, that would be far worse. Kirtch would be happy at first, seeing his precious pet relaxed and smile, but that would turn to jealousy. They got another pet only to make (Reader) happy, so why are they only happy with the other pet? Why aren't they thankful, he got them another person since humans are pack animals, so (Reader) should be elated, so why are they ignoring him even more? He bought another pet, so you should be thankful to him. Why can't he make you love him?

He wants his bond with (Reader) to be the most important. His species doesn't feel love in the human sense, but they do feel respect, and trust, and they can prefer the company of one more than another. He thinks (Reader) is simply the best, and that it is impossible for anyone to be as lovely or adorable as them. Kirtch thinks he grasps the concept of humanly love, and wants that from his pet, just this intense connection that can't be broken.

If (Reader) showed any kind of attachment to any living creature other than him, it would break him, because he doesn't understand the difference between loves, the love for a child, a pet, a partner, to him it's all that same intense connection, and he wants it (which obviously contradicts his understanding of what a pack is).

#yandere alien #yandere alien x reader #thank you for the ask! #King doofus #that's me #kirtch #pet human #still writing part three