For the sleepover -
If I wanted to lure you into my treehouse to be feral soulmates for the rest of time, what would be the best lure?
A. Pineapple
B. Nectorine
C. The juiciest peach in the world
D. Ten Christmas tree candles burning at once
I was about to be like “pineapples duh” but then you got me with that last one …….. maybe ten at once might be too much tho. I’ll still go with a pineapple
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if gojo has a wife he's acting one of two ways:
He gushes about you constantly. i mean, you cannot get this man to shut about about his wife. he's obsessed- literally lives and breathes for you. he's talking about how cute you are, how adorable it is when you wake up early to cook breakfast, how you wear the cutest clothes, how you pack him the best lunches. he will yap to anyone around him about how much he loves you. nanami is about to slam his head into a wall every time gojo so much as approaches and his students have learned to just tune him out.
He never mentions you. loves you so so so much, but never really sees a reason to bring you up when he's at work or with his students. would of course talk about you if the topic came up, but so far... it hasn't. when the topic does come up one day, it's something small. he says some shit like "i can't wait to get home. my wife is making my favorite for dinner." and his students just fucking lose it. except megumi- he's known the whole time LMAO. everybody suddenly wants to know everything about his mysterious wife and he's kind of bewildered, but is completely willing to show you off. when he arrives home that night it's with over half a dozen people behind him, all of whom want to meet you. he just offers to order take out lol.
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a couple of (the silliest) things the trailblazer has done:
- scared the soul out of room service
- over analyze street lamps and dumpsters/trashcans
- ripped off every wanted posters they can find in belobog
- cried when they couldn't resist opening a treasure that wasn't theirs, someone witnessed this and they were kind enough to give their stuff to the trailblazer.
- drank someone else's coffee that was REALLY STRONG yet addicting. passed out and was "rescued" by two researches afterwards.
- "bro, you're so romantic."
- attempted to steal coins in a water fountain.
- also tried to count all the coins in said water fountain.
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I can’t see either of them being too serious about this kind of thing w/ each other lmao. Also have a chunk from the previous page that I decided wasn’t needed, but I thought this part was cute (not the tax evasion part)
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I have a question, your highness
Would Kirtch feel jealous about Reader interacting with another humans? Or would it be like a human seeing two cats interact? We don't feel jealous seeing our pets interact with other pets, but we get jealous when they like another human more than us, would that be the same for Kirtch? I'm asking because even tho there's this kind of pet relationship between Reader and Kirtch, i believe it's at the same time something very different.
I did think about this when brainstorming part three (I decided against it, so this isn't a spoiler lol) and the answer is a very complicated yes.
He wouldn't like another human pet, because he's already very emotionally attached to his pet, believing they are the best human in the entire galaxy (even though he's never met another human), but I could see him trying to get another human so his human wouldn't be lonely.
But that's where (Reader) would be forced into a predicament. If they hated the other human, Kirtch would be saddened but get rid of the other human, and that would cause a lot of distress for his pet; missing out on their only connection to humanity and the guilt of sending away this other victim.
Now, if (Reader) did like this other human, that would be far worse. Kirtch would be happy at first, seeing his precious pet relaxed and smile, but that would turn to jealousy. They got another pet only to make (Reader) happy, so why are they only happy with the other pet? Why aren't they thankful, he got them another person since humans are pack animals, so (Reader) should be elated, so why are they ignoring him even more? He bought another pet, so you should be thankful to him. Why can't he make you love him?
He wants his bond with (Reader) to be the most important. His species doesn't feel love in the human sense, but they do feel respect, and trust, and they can prefer the company of one more than another. He thinks (Reader) is simply the best, and that it is impossible for anyone to be as lovely or adorable as them. Kirtch thinks he grasps the concept of humanly love, and wants that from his pet, just this intense connection that can't be broken.
If (Reader) showed any kind of attachment to any living creature other than him, it would break him, because he doesn't understand the difference between loves, the love for a child, a pet, a partner, to him it's all that same intense connection, and he wants it (which obviously contradicts his understanding of what a pack is).
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