#your ass is grass

[luxthestrange]

Obey me Disney Memes!Part 3

Poor Angels thinking they can tame two dumpster gremlins...(Also Full Support to jhonny d!)

...There is no joke,This is Just Facts Brothers blamming mammon for everything

...Ok for real that name so long,Mephisto did ya parent just wanted you to be teased?

Those two makes us look stupid...good thing they like that

Luke...Indeed has read Simeon's diary...And Simeon loves your butt

...I mean he aint wrong

#obey me #obey me! #obey me mc #obey me x mc #obey me x gn!mc #obey me x reader #obey me x gn!reader #obey me! mc #obey me disney #obey me lild2 #obey me mephistopheles #obey me michael #mams is right #your ass is grass #and sim gonna mow it #obey me memes

[circuscl0wn]

ZE RUI WHEN I CATCH YOU ZE RUI WHEN I CATCH YOU

#YOUR ASS IS GRASS #kiseki: dear to me #ze rui x zong yi #ze rui #bai zong yi

[mortifiedandawesome]

Your Mom's Alright

#your mom's alright #mink car #john flansburgh #john linnell #tmbg #they might be giants #your ass is grass #elegant too #mike doughty #soul coughing

[hypermo0n]

Shout out to Zero for being the character in my stories that can actually say he blinded Black Doom in one eye.

Good for him, good for him.

#tw eye wound #listen #the jackal bf must protect and honor his alien bf #he a hundred percent did that as payback on Eclipse's behalf #Zero vc: oh? You abused and traumatized Eclipse to the point he can't even stand the word yield? #amongst other things? #yeah man #your ass is grass #inficlipse #black doom #infinite the jackal #eclipse the darkling #shadow would be low key impressed

[prettyboybyers]

As soon as i heard this audio, i thought of this.

#Byler #Will byers #Damn #your ass is grass #And I'm gonna mow it #LEAVE ME ALONE #yea ik it sucks but yay

[undead-knick-knack]

FCG when everything happens so much

#critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critical role campaign 3 #bells hells #bell's hells #fcg #cr fresh cut grass #murder bot #murder robot #murderbot #tina belcher #your ass is grass #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me

[akumanoken]

@whitecrowns-blackthrones​

He learned from Slane clearly

And yet seeing that is better than seeing a very enraged King Slane...

#tho let's face it if he hears you upset his wife #your ass is grass #v: a blossom encased in ice #whitecrownsblackthrones

[thatonedeadweeb]

꧁ℙ𝕆𝕍. 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕕 𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 making 𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕚𝕖~꧂

#lol #disney ariel #best friend #pansexual #your ass is grass

[whollyjoly]

so aisha just tweeted this....

and im looking at those last two emojis 😐😳....

and i remember that lou said this....

...and this....

...

...what does it MEAN??

#i have a prediction that feels insane and too good to be true #but i also said that last week about buck asking tommy to be his date at the wedding #and here we are #SO HERE IT GOES: #tommy rescues chim from whatever the fuck he's up to #and makes a dramatic ass entrance in the helicopter at the venue #maybe lands it on the grass cause theres a lot of it?? #and the doors fly open and a soot-stained tommy and worse-for-wear chim stumble out #and their buckleys run up and kiss them #and the 😳 is the kiss revealing to everyone that buck is bi and dating tommy!!! #THATS THE INSANE CORKBOARD THEORY #i'll see you back here in three weeks and see how we did #✨i am manifesting✨ #what a time to be alive #(i feel like im going insane) #aisha hinds #lou ferrigno jr #911 cast #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #tuck #whatever else the fuck #otp: better ways to get your attention #evan buckley #tommy kinard #madney wedding #911 spec #911 abc #911 on abc

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.

Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.

#I feel like with all those portraits in the manor teenage Bruce must have had that weird moment when he was like #‘why were my parents hotter than me at 16?’ #y’all know what I mean you find a photo of like your grandparents when they were young and you have to know why your so crusty #but like nope apparently grandpa was an absolute chad #Bruce Wayne #Martha Wayne #Thomas Wayne #alfred pennyworth #I bet Martha was dog walking those men #her British Twink and Italian Bodybuilder #batman #batfam #like and imagine the kids reaction #they find a candid shot of young Alfred making out with Grandpa Tom? #they can’t handle the idea of Alfred getting so much play #rip to Martha and Thomas they are eating ass and smoking grass with the angels now #it’s for the best #the Gotham rogues would be found scalped if they were still kicking #gotham #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #dc batman

[bookwyrminspiration]

the neverseen brings the pyrokinesis to the fight, the black swan brings a shit load of telepaths/friendship, and then there's Sophie Foster, Raised in America™, who brings the power of Gun

#kotlc #shitpost #sorry was rereading a fight scene and was just like. what if you could just shoot them #what are the neverseen gonna do? burn it? they've never faced a bullet before their ass is grass #no i don't condone shooting people to solve your problems but just think about it #sophie was raised with humans to give her a different perspective #what if that perspective was gun?

[finnitesimal]

specifically thinking about missa not quite as close to "roier" today.

When he says "something's wrong with him" he says it like hes being Mean to me!! but he's not as suspicious of the things 'roier' does as he is of what he doesn't do. The pig bit specifically is reminiscent of the first day where he asks roier/'mama' childishly if he could have a cat, to which roier plays into (no puedes 😡), except 'roier' doesn't seem to have the patience to be playing around with him and rivers about it, giving them the cage trap directly instead. The cobblestone wall and the furnace as well, it's a harmless joke (it's. 9 blocks of cobble stone) and I'm almost certain it wouldn't even have gotten as bad if missa hadn't turned to cellbit and complained about how Weird he's being

He says it might just be a bad day but Missa's SEEN roier on a bad day. some of the worst days roier has on the server even. The day of spreen and quackity's betrayal (and his self-eviction), the short while right after bobby's death with cellbit missing as well

He also knows roier's really fond of. Just fucking around with his voice, playing up fake people, saying hanging out with him is like being with 47 bastards, so a new voice joining the mix wouldn't be out of the ordinary if he didn't have a feeling about it

roier's been similarly mean to chayanne and tallulah before (your father left to buy coke) he's been loud and irritable and rude and Missa doesn't mind because this is Roier

but this stream he's corraling them away. saying leave them alone (albeit jokingly), falling behind with rivers when he could catch up with cellbit and roier, taking the oidsaside to explaining roier's strange behavior as 'just part of his personality' sure but missa recognizes when the anger is a joke or not, god knows he's said and done worse to roier before

The infamous depression chase scene comes to mind, being chased down by multiple people including chayanne and tallulah and it's Only when roier finds him that he calms down enough to stop and explain

for all his anger and resentment and threats, missa knows and loves and trusts roier with his life

missa doesn't feel like he can turn his back around this roier

#just finished the vod #theyre family okay. they're best friends. #missa hasn't seen him in months but he recognizes someone else in his clothes with his face with his voice #aaaughhhhhhh #'it cant be the real one' right off the bat. your ass was grass from the start nerdboy #missoier mi casita

[shopcat]

it's so hard being a steve harringtonfan he is the guy who literally says Ummm... Guys 😳 You might wanna see this! its fucking humiliating

#guy who said your ass is grass as a serious threat #sts #🍦

[ebbpettier]

Agatha / Simon / Baz / Penny

One of 17 known species of Dumbo octopus, the Flapjack Octopus is, quite frankly, cute as hell. While they lack the ink-sacs and camouflaging abilities that other cephalopods rely on to survive, they're never without a plan. These clever ambush-predators flatten themselves to appear nonthreatening, then stir up sediment on the seafloor with their tentacles and cirri to drive their prey into the open. Go on. Underestimate a Flapjack Octopus. I dare you.

#**EDIT** please reblog this version oh my god i made a fucking typo oTL #penelope bunce #carry on #the pen is mightier #really saving the best for last tbh #if she looks slightly different and better than the others #its because i cannot physically contain my blatant penny favoritism #SHE GETS TO BE MY FAVORITE CLASS (CEPHALOPODA) BECAUSE SHE'S MY FAVORITE GAL #flapjack octopi are cute but terrifyingly smart in a very penny way #DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE DUMBO OCTOPUS. THEY ARE SQUISHY LITTLE MURDER MACHINES. YOUR ASS IS GRASS.

[perilous-pursuit-of-perfection]

just your friendly neighborhood lawn mowing boy

#gpoy #me #honestly manual labor is not my fantasy #but sometimes you have to mow grass then come inside and eat your husband’s ass after #and top him #and finish in him #because you deserve it! 😮‍💨

[bleaksqueak]

Whew look at you go! Had a small problem with aphids a lil while back, but after a whole lot of diligence they were banished. Still have some of the damaged leaves visible but look at all the healthy new growth!

You may be trying to take over my desk, but I couldn’t ask for a better art companion. The moss in the planter is happy with the frequent watering and shade, but the impatiens is trying to devoir the terrarium moss now too

My oxalis is thriving still, too. But it has its own space above me and isn’t trying to reach out and say hello as much.

Okay, this has been your semi annual habitat update. Back to painting.

Also, hello new followers! Thank you for liking my art.

#photos #plants #witchy vibes #skulls #rats need hobbies too #gonna plant some violets soon since it’s time #wish my impatiens bby didn’t still have some visible damage signs but i’m overjoyed at all the healthy new growth #more blooms moooore #“Why do you have a whole ass impatiens as a house plant. on your desk no less” #well you see #it's because it started as a grass and moss planter and every single plant from my housemate's parents yard decided to hitchhike #and somehow in all of that a wayward impatiens sprouted #I feel very fortunate for my accidental pet #it's beautiful and requires a lot of tidy-maintenence due to how fast it grows and how it just throws leaves/flowers down #the very second it's done with them #so it gives me something relaxing to take care of that rewards me with a pretty but unintentional desktop companion #plus all my other plants are toxic to cats and have to be kept away from them #this one I can keep without fear #even if it does grow like crazy and wants to be a large plant #I should name it #we've been together for a while now and i've never named it