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Fics That Are Good Part 2
The last post got notes so here are more fics I like, once again sorted into random categories because in this house we honor Aziraphale’s wishes. This one has a bunch of feel-good reads with a sprinkling of A+ smut fics at the end.
My Other Recs So Far:
Fics That Are Good Part 1: Humour and Fluff
Smiled The Whole Way Through Reading These
Just feel good fics for any occasion. Great pick-me-ups for when you’re down and just a good time when you’re not.
One Night In Bangor - 17381 Words by Atalan / @seaskystone
Rated E - Humor and Smut
Heaven and Hell put aside their differences for one occasion and one occasion only: the millennial office mixer party. Hell, however, has decided to raise the stakes on this particular one as the demons have a bet going, unbeknownst to Heaven: whoever can successfully seduce an angel wins the jackpot. Crowley gets to work. (much to Aziraphale’s amused exasperation; we all know who the bastard is in this relationship and who will end up seducing whom.)
please just read this one it’s my fave
When You Take My Name - 2307 Words by @asideofourown
Rated G - Humour and Fluff
This one is good because I inspired it LOL Based on my shitpost about Zira naming himself Anthony Zanthony Fell and being too awkward to inform Crowley they both have the same first name in the church scene. The truth comes out when they’re signing marriage papers, ft a bemused registrar who is trying to work out what the heaven is going on that these fiances don’t even know each others’ names.
So You Need To Get Into A.Z. Fell & Co.; Now What? (A Guide For Unfortunate Bookworms) - 1838 Words by Arkhamcycle
Rated G - Humour, Outsider’s Perspective, Pseudo non-fiction
“London’s antique enthusiasts and rare lit nerds alike know that if you’re looking for a specific vintage or antique book, you have a good chance of ending up in A.Z. Fell & Co. as a last resort. And if you’ve ever been in (or are currently in) this predicament, you know how much of an absolute nightmare it is trying to even get in the door. Luckily, this handy guide, the fruit of a months-long collaborative effort to create the perfect formula for gaming the A.Z. Fell system, will tell you everything you need to know, complete with a comprehensive breakdown of what, exactly, the opening hours are. Compiled by pageknight and inky of the Rare Antique Forums. “
After you have read that one, you’re ready for
Aziraphale Gets A Smartphone 5k words by quandtuniverse
Rated G - Fluff
which takes place in the same universe; Zira discovers this review online after he gets an iPhone and deals with the mortifying ordeal of being known.
This fic is a WIP and the author hasn’t updated in 6 months. I did comment a while ago and they said they intended to finish it off. What they have posted is fab, though so don’t let it put you off.
Lose the Gut 2336 words by anime_aesthetic
Rated Teen - Human AU
Out of shape Aziraphale meets hot gym instructor Crowley at a Zumba class after being secretly set up by Gabriel.
I Have Read Every Occult/Summoning Fic On Ao3.
I absolutely live for any fic that involves humans dabbling in the occult and the husbands having to deal with this mess. PLEASE if you think you have one I mightn’t have encountered (ie it isn’t specifically tagged with��‘summoning’) send me a message.
How To Get Smote 101 2713 words by ineffablemercury / @saunteringadversaries
Rated T - Outsider POV
Two supernatural bounty hunters summon and capture Aziraphale. Crowley to the rescue.
This one has fantastic antagonist OCs who are wonderful to read in that love-to-hate-them kind of way.
Big Sexy
Smut lovers your prayers are answered. I like my smut with lots of love and feelings because I’m a romantic sap. It’s about the TENDERNESS amongst the ravishing.
Anything for Science 20k words by Magnolia822
Rated E - Smut and low/mild angst, (Bc Crowley is freaking tf out abt his feelings the whole time), Getting Together Fic
Aziraphale decides he wants to Make An Effort, watches a shit ton of porn to research his preferences. Asks for Crowley’s help on figuring out his way around aforementioned Efforts, and how can Anthony J. “Acts Of Service” Crowley refuse? In which Aziraphale constructs intricate rituals that allow him to touch the skin of other immortals.
Released 9353 words by vaguely_concerned
Rated E - Smut and Fluff, No Plot, Dubious Consent Fantasy*
The boys roleplay the Bastille scene except sexier.
*D/S overtones where C is the wIcKeD dEmOn making a bargain to get zira out of those chains. Zira wants to roleplay being tempted into it and play with the whole ‘oh I really shouldnt bc i’m an angel i can’t believe you would despoil me foul fiend. Oh but I guess i have no choice but to have the time of my life being ravished.’ All part of the fantasy, fic includes their discussion of boundaries, no assault involved.
Love Like The Dawn 3755 words by leaveanote / @letmetemptyou
Rated E - Fluff And Smut, No Plot.
Morning sex! Plain and simple. This is so sweet and tender.
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your fave constructs intricate rituals which allow him to touch the skin of other men: Soldier TF2
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your fave constructs intricate rituals
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people are like oh just unironically, sincerely enjoy things, but then it’s like you construct intricate rituals to call your fave a cunt
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your fave constructs intricate rituals to touch the skin of other men: quincy edition
the 15 year old named mitch who keeps slapping me on the back and twisting my arm and being otherwise mildly violent just so he can leave his hands on me for a few seconds after. shout out to you mitch youre nice but maybe finish freshman year first
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