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Trains are just rollercoasters that stopped following their dreams and got a real job.
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Reblog if you have anxiety and are bad at basketball
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fuk them up Rudy
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please unmute this
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constantly torn between wanting to get my driver’s license in order to experience the freedoms of driving and avoiding that task completely, knowing the potential dangers that can come from it
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When someone asks you “What team?” there are only 2 acceptable answers; Instict, or Wildcats
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shipping something as a joke but then actually starting to ship it
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wow someone finally wrote a book on clock fetishes
it’s about fucking time
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This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then.
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Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero
Gryffindor actual description: "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?" *sees spider and screams*
Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy,
Ravenclaw actual description: hasn't left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn't notice because they're so deep into the Internet
Slytherin online description: cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on the worst days, but loyal to those they love
Slytherin actual description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government
Hufflepuff online description: kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, overly nice sometimes
Hufflepuff actual description: smiles a lot thinks about food 24/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose
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being a girl is really fucking expensive
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