Hey Steve, how are you doing?
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Why am I hit with a persistant sense of dread every night at 2am?
Sorry, I’ll stop pressing the button.
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i saw this shirt on a girl’s tiktok about her trip to asia.. i’m pretty sure it’s based on one of your posts?? just wanted to let you know how far your posts have made it 😭
Oh, that’s wild!! Thanks for sharing this with me!
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ATTENTION: HYDROGEN
Great job at not occurring in our air at sufficient concentration to explode. Keep up the good work!
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Just because it’s unauthorized doesn’t mean I won’t hit it with beans.
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