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*stands out in the middle of a field during a thunderstorm just so i can get struck by lightning because i want to know what it feels like to be caressed by thor*

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Loki: I have a solution.

Thor: Thank goodness.

Loki: It involves fire.

Thor: Absolutely not.

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Loki: What are you doing?

Thor: ...Eating.

Loki: We’re being held hostage and you decide to raid the kitchen?

Thor: They didn’t say the fridge was off limits.

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Thor: I have NEVER been so insulted!

Loki: You don’t listen much, do you?

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Kidnapper: We have your brother.

Loki: Let me speak with him.

Kidnapper: Go ahead, you’re on speaker.

Loki: Dumbass.

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Loki: Come here.

Thor: Why?

Loki: Just come here.

Thor: No you’re gonna stab me.

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Thor: And then I- Are you even listening to me?

Loki: Yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once.

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Loki: Shut up.

Thor: I didn’t say anything.

Loki: Don’t care. Shut up.

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Loki: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Thor: I almost died!

Loki: Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.

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Loki: I stopped a person getting murdered today.

Thor: Really!? How?

Loki: Self control.

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type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

#i am sad #welp #cant get any truer than that

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Thor: Hey do you have any bags?

Loki: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Thor: ...

Thor: A simple no would have sufficed.

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Tony: The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergalicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin’ on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOh” part because right now I have to do both parts myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOh part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think so yeah I need a bf because of that.

Thor, a god, can literally do anything and loves Tony’s ass:

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Me with Tony/Thor currently

Every time I stumble upon a different ship

Me: Huh. Never thought of that.

Three hours after art and fan fiction.

Me: HAHA. What is life?

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Totally just started shipping Tony and Thor😍

Steve: hey Tony *kisses the top of Tony’s head*

Tony: errrr he-

Bucky: hey doll *kisses the top of Tony’s head*

Tony: hel-

Loki: hey princess *kisses the top of Tony’s head*

Tony: what the he-

Stephen: good morning you little shit *kisses the top of Tony’s head*

Tony: *backs away from the coffee machine and pouts* THAT’S IT! I SWEAR IF ANYMORE OF YOU GIANT MOTHER FUCKERS DOES IT AGAIN , I SWEAR TO GOD!

*tap tap*

Tony: *turns around* WHAT!?!

*Tony watches as Thor stands there looking like a lost puppy. He sighs as he tilts his head towards the taller man*

Thor: *biggest smile on his face* good morning Tony *is about to kiss the top of his head but with a smirk towards everyone who is witnessing this, he lifts Tony’s face up and goes for a kiss to the lips*

Tony: *blushes bright red and stands there frozen in shock*

Thor: *tries tapping Tony’s face* uhhh I think I broke the man of iron

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Loki to Thor at one point:

“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

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JUST PICTURE THIS:

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loki alive and happy :)

That is all.

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