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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter & Voldemort, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Neville Longbottom & Tom Riddle, Neville Longbottom & Voldemort, Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Neville Longbottom, Narcissa Black Malfoy Additional Tags: Parent Voldemort (Harry Potter), Parent Tom Riddle, Sane Tom Riddle, ish, Tom Riddle Raises Harry Potter, also Neville, two-for-one-kidnapping special, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Tom Riddle is His Own Warning, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Voldemort Wins, this man is in way over his head, thank Merlin for Narcissa Series: Part 1 of Tom Riddle and the Very Useless Prophecy Summary:

In which an abduction becomes an adoption, Narcissa is a Good Aunt, and Voldemort just wants to figure out what this “power he knows not” is supposed to be.

#utterly amazing #lovely #heartbreaking #this is such a good series #read it #harry potter #tom ridlle #voldemort #neville longbottom #draco malfoy #pansy parkinson #luna lovegood #ginny weasley #lord voldemort #narcissa malfoy

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Chapters: 102/102 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom, Albus Dumbledore, Sirius Black Additional Tags: Dragons, Harry is a Dragon, but really, that was just the start, and it's turned into a more general fic somehow, Crack Treated Seriously, Alchemy, If canon can be interpreted as it being sapient I'll go with it, Animagus, Golden Trio | Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship, Except there's five of them Summary:

Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new.

Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change.

 This largely follows canon in many respects, but a lot of the more dangerous events aren't as dangerous as they are in canon. Instead Harry has a comparatively normal seven years at Hogwarts, getting a mostly-uninterrupted magical education, which if you think about it is quite an impressive feat for an intelligent dragon.

This fic features a broadly dotty but pleasant Dumbledore, Dean Thomas elevated to a coequal status of main character with Ron, Hermione and Neville, House Rivalries treated as a school in-joke, and a cast of many people who are not human.

It also features Dumbledore teaching classes, though only once he remembers to tell people about the class.

#this is my comfort fic #its so long with so much fun and fluffy plot #i come back to reread it all the time #harry potter #dragon #magic #hermione granger #neville longbottom #ron weasley #dean thomas #percy weasley #albus dumbledore #sirius black

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Buffy Summers, Angel (BtVS), Willow Rosenberg, Cordelia Chase, Xander Harris, Rupert Giles, Joyce Summers, Darla (BtVS) Additional Tags: I think everybody who lives in Sunnydale needs to have something deeply wrong with them, Willow loves municipal ordinances and muscular woman equally, Xander Gets Friendzoned! And Other Sinking Ships, Buffy was a mean girl in elementary school and she lowkey misses it, Catholic!Divorcee!Angel Summary:

In retrospect, the house had been suspiciously cheap.

In which Buffy's mom falls for a real estate scam and moves her family to Sunnydale, Giles has the most unusual assignment of his life, Willow writes monster surviving manuals that will increase your chances of living to 15 by 80%, Xander protects his best friend from those weird demonic Slayers, and Cordelia single-handedly stops the apocalypse once a week.

And in which Buffy realizes that saving the world is much more complicated when the world wants to save you too.

#sunnydale without the willful blindness #buffy summers #willow rosenberg #xander harris #cordelia chase #angel #rupert giles #hellmouth #darla

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Reginald: If klaus jumped off a cliff would you too.

Diego: hey man, I’m a leader, not a follower

Reginald: good. Because it’s important not to blindly follow—

Diego: I’m jumping off the cliff first.

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Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Percy Weasley & Luna Lovegood, Percy Weasley & Other(s), Penelope Clearwater & Percy Weasley Characters: Percy Weasley, Penelope Clearwater, Luna Lovegood, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Roger Davies, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Garrick Ollivander, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Marcus Flint Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Family Drama, Family Feels, POV Second Person, Reconciliation, Fixing Azkaban, Redemption, Political Revolution, meaningful scars, Percy Weasley-centric Summary:

You are not courageous. Your dreams have always been the bravest parts of you.

[Percy Weasley, post-war, pre-reconciliation. The world is broken and he knows it better than most, but Percy's also broken as well. Fixing one might just mean fixing both.]

#postwarfic #amazing #percy weasley #weasley family #luna lovegood #azkaban #fixing azkaban #george weasley #bill weasley #charlie weasley #ron weasley #harry potter #hermione granger #kingsley shacklebolt #roger davies #penelope clearwater

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Someone ought to tell Harry…

Have a wonderful week everybody 🌻🐝💚

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As you may have heard, Gallaplacidia will be taking down her work from AO3 and the Gallapod. However, she said in her announcement email that saving and sharing her work is fine with her, so I've archived it all here.

Here you'll find:

Epub downloads of all her fics from AO3

MP3s of the entire Gallapod, organized by fic and edited to include all the relevant metadata

If you love her work, I'd highly encourage you to download all of it for yourself. Please let me know if you find any errors in my labeling. Otherwise, enjoy!

Access the archive here.

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I wanted fan art of people hugging azula and tumblr didn't have enough, so here you go

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Sokka: Babe, can you buy this for me?

Zuko: Of course, love.

Katara: He- you can't just pay for him!

Zuko: Of course I can! I'm his boyfriend! I can get him whatever in the world he wants!

Katara: ...Not when we're playing monopoly!

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Mai: What's wrong?

Ty Lee: The 21st century movies lied to me

Ty Lee: I never see any bad boys protecting stray kittens, revealing their soft side to me

Ty Lee: It's always me picking up the kittens

Mai: . . .

Ty Lee: Maybe I'm the bad boy

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: hints of Aziraphale/Crowley Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Crowley's Flat (Good Omens), Crowley's Plants (Good Omens), POV Outsider, Metafiction, Humor, Fluff, Crowley is an airbnb host, Snakes, sometimes a fic is also a self callout about the author's "dream home" pinterest board, Interior Decorating Summary:

What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

#hilarious #fun #good omens #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #airbnb #thebean394fanficrec

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okay I have no idea if the percy jackson show is gonna have a theme song but if it does, I think it should be the chorus of the campfire song from the musical

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Umbrella academy cast in the comic font 👍

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I'm fuckin wheezing

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this is exactly how the book went

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this is how i spend my evenings now I guess, doing quick sketches of gay pirates xD

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a bit more time