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"Awww your mama got you at Goodwill didn't she?"

Birth certificates are just hospital receipts and our parents can return us up until we’re 18.

"Hey! Did the back of your birth certificate say 'going out of business' sale? No? Then why the hell didn't you mama return your ass when she had the chance?"

@lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell @truxblooded

#funny stuff #jokes

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Birth certificates are just hospital receipts and our parents can return us up until we’re 18.

"Hey! Did the back of your birth certificate say 'going out of business' sale? No? Then why the hell didn't you mama return your ass when she had the chance?"

@lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell @truxblooded

#sick burns #funnyshit #jokes #Roast your enemies #shit post

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This took way longer for me to figure out than it should have.

@copperseraphim @lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell @bohowitch

holiday piccrew!!

friskito gets a wintry update ❄️

tagging some lovely mutual babes if they wanna try: @prolix-yuy @alwritey-aphrodite @againstacecilia @mindidjarin @mandoblowmybackout @psychedelic-ink @wildemaven @kteague @splendiferous-bitch @amywritesthings @iamskyereads

#aestheitcs #cartoonart

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Good to be back-ish.

I’m Back! (previously Madamelibrarian)

Several months ago I said I was leaving because Tumblr was doing some stuff I didn’t care for. Well, I tried but in the end, I missed this place. The variety of content. The controls and above all the people.  So here we are. A fresh start. 

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#shadow man #spooky #spoopky #nightmare

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How the Hel are ya?

(See what I did there?)

I’m Back! (previously Madamelibrarian)

Several months ago I said I was leaving because Tumblr was doing some stuff I didn’t care for. Well, I tried but in the end, I missed this place. The variety of content. The controls and above all the people.  So here we are. A fresh start. 

Keep reading

[themadamelibrarian]

"Kissable" - Digital Oil Painting

I just had to paint this picture of Jensen, I love his hair!

Please see the pinned post at the top of my Tumblr for my links if you'd like to help support me in saving for a safe place to live!

#supernatural #the boys #jensen ackles #digital painting

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"Lickable" - Digital Oil Painting

To go with my portrait of Jensen!

Please see the pinned post at the top of my Tumblr for my links if you'd like to help support me in saving for a safe place to live!

#supernatural #supernatural fanart #digital oil painting #misha collins

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the confession scene with no music. from here, for future reference.

#destiel #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel

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…Good luck flirting your way out of that hangover with stale beer breath, Dean. (Pretty sure this definitely happened in season 13, right?) 

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#destiel #destiel fanart #artwork

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New(ish) tumbler and new home for the fics I wrote. :)

Pretty Flowers Are Made For Blooming

The Winchester twins, Dean and Maggie, have enough on their plates with keeping track of Sam and learning to be hunters, but then they had to go and fall in love.

(See individual chapters for Tags/Warnings)

Master List

Part One 

Part Two 

Part Three

Part Four

Part Five

Part Six

Part Seven

Part Eight

Part Nine

Part Ten

Part Eleven

Part Twelve

Part Thirteen

Part Fourteen

#supernatural #my writing #dean winchester

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And this is just one season of Buffy. Just look at S5 of Angel.

For two ppl who supposedly hate each other so much, they sure do touch each other a lot...(11/?)

All things Spike: @leatafanfiction

#Spangle #spangelus #btvs

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if were doing human impala ive said this once before but the impala is a old queen

#human!impala #supernatural

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MERRY FUCKIN’ FICMAS PT DEUX

Recollections of Regret and Respect. Supernatural. No Ship. Explicit. 6.5K. A look at Alastair’s and Lucifer’s relationship as Lucifer grows up. Based on events in my ongoing fic Starting Something New. Includes themes of rape and underage sex. if you cannot handle those themes, do not click or click out if you become uncomfortable. I am not responsible for how you consume media. Written for @frumious-bandersnatch-ao3. 

Men in Suits: Supernatural. Nick/Lucifer. Explicit. 883. Lucifer is in a suit and Nick loves it. Written for @mrsimoshen

The Pick Up: An original work by me. Teen. 868. Death comes for an elderly woman but there’s a hold up. Includes themes of death and dying.  if you cannot handle those themes, do not click or click out if you become uncomfortable. I am not responsible for how you consume media. Written for @talkmagically

Beers on the Roof: Supernatural. Mature. Ducifer. 527. It’s a simple phrase with a lot of meaning. Written for @themadamelibrarian

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How dare you post all these nude Castiel's.

B&A Creator Week Day 1 ➭ Favorite Character & Outfits ⤷ Castiel + Suit - Trenchcoat

Bonus: Casifer

#I'm not mad #just disappointed there aren't more #Castiel

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Wanted to let reluctant vaccers know that my prehensile tail is coming in nicely now that the Vaccine's RNA has finished rewriting my DNA. Also to the FBI agent tracking me through the nanos inserted through the injection, you'll be glad to know I got some exercise today.

#jokes #vaccine #covid vaccine #if you can't laugh then you might as well go live in a cave

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i’m so sorry to expose everyone to my particular brand of insanity but.... bearded long-haired cas.

#Castiel #Bearded