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I am not in danger, I am the danger.

Bellatrix Lestrange

#source: breaking bad #incorrect quotes #bellatrix lestrange

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Charlie: If I was the last person on Earth, would you date me? Tonks: Char... If you were the last person on Earth, I wouldn’t exist.

#source: spiderman #incorrect quotes #charlie weasley #nymphadora tonks

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Is it true that you can make Father do anything you want? Like if you said he had to eat a bug, he'd eat it even if it had lots of legs?

Draco (to Narcissa)

#source: american dad #incorrect quotes #narcissa malfoy #draco malfoy #ship: lucissa

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Teddy: You bought us gifts? Delphi: Oh, I wouldn’t say bought exactly… I obtained.

#source: leverage #incorrect quotes #teddy lupin #delphi black gaunt #delphi gaunt #delphi black

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I really value when people use violence for me, it's actually one of my love languages.

Bellatrix Lestrange

#source: bottoms #incorrect quotes #bellatrix lestrange

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Sirius: He's like the dad I never had. James: You don’t have a dad? Sirius: I mean I do, but he sucks.

#source: crazy ex girlfriend #incorrect quotes #sirius black #james potter

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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.

Delphi Black Gaunt

#source: twitter #incorrect quotes #delphi black gaunt #delphi gaunt #delphi black

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Snape: I understand that we'll probably never be friends. Regulus: You can leave out the "probably".

#source: young justice #incorrect quotes #regulus black #severus snape

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Andromeda: Have you made a dent in your reading list? Tonks: I finished it! Andromeda: You read eleven books? Tonks: I read the list.

#source: lizzie mcguire #incorrect quotes #andromeda tonks #nymphadora tonks

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To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, I lost interest.

Teddy Lupin

#source: barbie #incorrect quotes #teddy lupin

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Draco: Mum! That boy hit me! Narcissa: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit him back!

#source: why women kill #incorrect quotes #draco malfoy #narcissa malfoy

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Horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. Sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or something.

Bellatrix Lestrange

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #bellatrix lestrange

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Scorpius: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me. Delphi: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

#source: dumbing of age #incorrect quotes #scorpius malfoy #delphi gaunt #delphi black gaunt #delphi black

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Andromeda: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Teddy, helping her fix her computer: Okay, fine, right-click the hamster.

#source: twitter #incorrect quotes #andromeda tonks #teddy lupin

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Oh, so, you believe your friend and your friend's wife and your own eyes over me? Wow.

Bellatrix (to Rodolphus)

#source: the big bang theory #incorrect quotes #bellatrix lestrange #rodolphus lestrange

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Bellatrix: I can't believe my best friend sided with Barty. Regulus: I can't believe my best friend IS Barty.

#source: the big bang theory #incorrect quotes #bellatrix lestrange #regulus black

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Regulus: Why do you look so angry all the time? Narcissa: That’s just my face, I can’t change that.

#source: everybody loves raymond #incorrect quotes #narcissa malfoy #regulus black