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Oh tumblr
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You thought that you could be rid of this post:
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I just started watching a show called deadloch and while there is a fandom presence I am SHOCKED more people didn't go crazy about it. so i am left to assume to u just didn't know about it. so here is a sales pitch; murder mystery!! the first line of the show is "his dick is on fire". the buddy comedy with messy cringefail protagonists except they're girls you've been waiting for. mid 40s lesbian drama. dark humor. a naughty seal that everyone thinks eats human flesh. small town petty feuds and nosy neighbors. chaotic detective who refuses to wear regulation uniform and instead stomps around in an unwashed hawaiian shirt
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okay but imagine being head over heels for a girl, having her ask you to get her off with a vibrator, actually going through with it, and laying down in her bed together with a glass of post coitus chocolate milk between you only for her to tell you that she doesn't want to die a virgin and needs to fuck some random asshole before she goes. like girl was your pussy not involved in the sex we just had or does that not count because I haven't gone to my phalloplasty appointment yet?
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Death is temporary. I’ll love you forever. 🥀
This movie spoke to me and all the weird girls ❤️✨
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Chu Shuzhi in episode 34:*holds Guo’s hand close to his heart, wiping*
me: The impact of this scene in cinematography. The beauty. The message it carries. The beautiful contrast between Guo’s pale, beautiful hand and Chu’s big and strong one. The “this is a kiss but we can’t show it” meaning. The intensity of this scene. In my mind rent free forever.
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guys why the fuck aren't we talking about what's happening in the uk right now
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nobody outside the uk is talking about this. why is nobody talking about it
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Why am /I/ blushing
handsome yueju越剧(yue opera) actress checks the audience's tickets by herself before the performance
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Guardian is available to buy on Amazon Prime in the U.S! I repeat, this is not a drill!!!!!! 😊😉🥰🤩🫶
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every time i see the word peonies without context
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the demons. they’re coming for me (fic ideas that i will never write but theyre soso good i promise)
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whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him
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I don't go here but I could be convinced...
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This is very…
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press b to meow
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Given how much tumblr likes both leverage and days of the week, kind of surprised this isn’t a thing. Happy no-stabbing Wednesday y’all.
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Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.
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