Reblog and put in the tags an article of clothing or an accessory that has no right to be as sexy as it is but here we are
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cats r so great they are in your house and say "wraow" whenever they feel like it
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im such a man who leans in doorways. relaxes against the counter. drapes across a couch. sprawls over an armchair. my spine isnt straight and by god neither am i.
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”this highly stigmatized disorder (that is becoming less stigmatized) is becoming a trend!!”
[ID: the plane graph of survivorship bias /ID}
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literally do not ever trust anything you feel about your life between the hours of 11pm and 6am
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do I play bejeweled because hearing a deep voice exclaim "good!" when I succeed fills the need for masculine approval I never got from my father?
or is it just fun shiny rock puzzles?
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you can stab me a few times it's alright i'm cool with it
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my beautiful twin children mp3 and mp4
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who’s the most traitorous bastard in your body? mine is probably my deltoid muscle
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someone: prohibition in the united states was largely ineffective, cost millions, tried to force a religious belief on the entire country, only ever resulted in the increase in consumption of alcohol, as well as the increase in police violence, and ultimately failed
people: okay yeah that’s true
someone: the war on drugs is the exact same thing except this time because of the militarization of the police and private prison interests, is much, much more deadly and specifically exists to justify and widely reinstate slavery within the united states
people: what? but drugs are #bad, and we can’t let people use them. obviously this is the only way to deal with this situation
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I needed this drag. Let’s change guys and not look back
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