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The Silence of Peggy Carter [by medium.com]

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Loki: what's up I'm back

Thor: I literally saw you die, you died, you were dead

Loki: death is a social construct

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Bruce has a post-hulk out sweater that says "The government can suck my ass" on it in bold.

since he gets super tired after hulk outs, it’s not uncommon for civilians to see a random avenger carrying a passed out bruce with that shirt very intentionally displayed

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Some of y’all didn’t watch agent carter and it shows

#marvel #agent carter #peggy carter #Peggy carter did not need Steve to come back #she ended up better off without him #she literally founded shield

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🅱️ruce 🅱️anner

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Thor deleted scene

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Every day am privileged, not just because of the color of my skin but because I have a platform where I am able to reach hundreds of people with a click of a button. I am not in a place to educate anyone regarding the black lives matter movement but I can, and will use the privilege that this account gives me to share resources to help you educate yourself and give you a way to take action to help the movement.

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I thought nobody cared about me except spidey…？

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Do y’all think that vision had a dick or is it fr just like a ken doll situation down there?

#marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #the avengers #avengers #vision #wandavision #wanda #scarlett witch #jarvis #but like fr #i dont think that he does

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in this house we stan and appreciate every single thor movie and every single version of thor’s character

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Thor. I’ve gotta tell you I don’t like this whole half hulk half Bruce thing that you’ve got going on

Bruce: What? Why?

Thor: it’s just really deeply weird. It’s just like I like you, and I also like hulk but like you looking like hulk is just a little much

Bruce: that is so rude. I would still like you if you got weird. Like if you got a face tatto

Thor: first of all thank you for admitting that this whole hulked our Bruce thing is weird and we both know that you would never talk to me again if I got a face tattoo

Bruce: you’re right. I would cut off all contact with you

Thor: So?

Bruce: so I’ll think about it

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Thor: Bruce is making me fill out a questionnaire before he’ll ask me to move in with him

Valkyrie: What?

Thor: Yeah he said that moving in with someone is almost as much commitment as being lab partners and he wants to be sure

Thor: You know what sometimes I wonder why someone like Bruce would be dating you but then you tell me things like that and it makes sense

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Peter: you are deeply chaotic and I’m really vibing with it

Bruce: none of that made sense. Is that what being old is? Am I old now?

Peter: I would say no, but I respect you too much to lie to you

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Thor: well an umbrella won’t help you when it’s raining acid will it Bruce

Bruce: what the actual fuck

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Bruce: The fact that the one charmin bear leaves his underwear on the floor yet wears no visiable clothes gives the implication that they are not in fact naked but instead wearing fur suits

Thor: is that really what you’ve been thinking about all day

Bruce: this is what I’ve been thinking about all week

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Bruce: I very well might be peaking and I don’t think that anyone is properly acknowledging that

Thor: Of course you’re peaking. You’re part of the actual avengers and dating a gorgeous brilliant god

Bruce: I didn’t know that I was dating Loki!

Thor: Bitch

Bruce: oh please you love me. ME! I’m amazing

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