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how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

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What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

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what you have to understand about dungeon meshi is that the entire conflict basically boils down to "every character is autistic but in ways that clash so catastrophically horribly that everyone thinks everyone else is a nuclear-level threat"

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"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"

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Come along tall goth husband we must pretend we aren’t in love

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Dungeon meshi is a great show cause they will casually drop a big detail about lore and just move on

Like what do you mean the Dwarves are facing unjust racism at the hands of the Lord of The Island

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEVERAL HALFLINGS WERE KIDNAPPED BY ELVES AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN???? COME BACK!!

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I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you

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😭😭😭😭

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fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT

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The Dead Man’s Fallacy: Riz Gukgak

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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

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The attention to detail in this anime 😂

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the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts

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sorry everyone it turns out gods mercy is finite & i just used up the last of it