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An entire yellow bell pepper that I ripped apart with my bare hands

I once performed the ultimate power move of eating a hamburger in the shower.

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computer. slop. two servings.

#shitpost #personal #star trek #for context i call my chia pudding slop

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hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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I googled "fucked up fish" in July of 2023 and found a picture of this guy and then did a hurried crayon drawing of him

My son Gimble that I am ambivalent towards

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a bus is a type of horse actually!

#bus #horse #shitpost #I’m on the bus and very happy about it

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A recipe for finding your story's plot:

Ingredients:

2 cups of Things that must be in the story (this can be characters, specific scenes, settings, subplots etc.)

1 cup of Vague plot ideas I may not use

1 tbsp of Central Themes

1 tsp of Ending (either happy, tragic, or bitter-sweet)

1 tsp of Protagonist's Primary Motivation

2 lbs of Brick Wall

Time, as needed

Instructions:

In a large bowl, mix Things that must be in the story. Set aside.

In a separate bowl, sift together Vague plot ideas I may not use. Discard the excess and set aside.

Add Themes, Ending, and Motivation to a small jar. Screw lid on tight and shake until mixture becomes Conflict.

Pour Conflict and Vague plot ideas into Things that must be in the story. Blend on medium until Plot Points form.

Taste.

If it is still missing something, smash head against 1 lbs of Brick Wall for one to six hours.

Let marinate for one to 365 days. Add more Things and Vague plot ideas as desired.

Smash head against the rest of the Brick Wall for one to six hours.

Scream.

Repeat steps 5 through 9 as needed.

After sufficient marination, the mixture will form an idea. This will tell you what specific action must happen in order to resolve your story's conflict. Write this down and make appropriate sacrifices to thank whichever deity took pity on you.

Now you have your conflict, climax, and resolution. You just have to figure out how to get there. Good luck with the damn middle section dork!!

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Oh my god. Years later. I am reading my own tumblr posts to my partner. My partner AGREES.

So BOTH my parents think that Picard is SEXY????? We were hanging out, watching some TNG the other day (S2E9) and a one off character called Picard sexy. I said “oh no Picard, is a deeply sexless dude” and BOTH my parents disagreed!! Said he was very hot for his age!! I can’t believe I have to kinkshame my own parents!!!

#sexy picard #tng #star trek

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It got better <3

#personal #hope

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I put a straw in my drink and blew bubbles in it. Experiencing incredible levels of whimsy and joy!

#shitpost #personal #don't worry i wash and reuse my straws #joy #whimsy #beverage #beverageposting

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Frozen peaches and strawberries heheheh

I once performed the ultimate power move of eating a hamburger in the shower.

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How do I know I’m depressed again you might ask? Well you see, happy people don’t eat this much raw cookie dough straight from the package

#Shitpost #cookie dough

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It works both ways <3

#bttf #back to the future #doc brown #clara clayton #me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic #please tell me this hasn’t been done before #has anyone done this before

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Strawberry milk isn’t milk to me. She is a cousin.

#strawberry milk #milk #strawberry #shitpost

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Austim HUNGRY feed it TEN MINUTES OF PACING WHILE VICIOUSLY SHAKING VINAIGRETTE

#autism #autism hungry #personal #shitpost

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Over the course of eight days, I have had two soul expanding squirrel encounters. 

First, I held hands with a squirrel, and then a squirrel climbed unprompted up my body. I was in fact holding a single almond at the time of the second incident, but I ate it before the squirrel could. 

I can now only conclude that I am meant to commune with the squirrels and learn great secrets.

#squirrel #squirrels #personal #nature #true story #every single word of this is true #i have made stuff up for notes #but this is not it #if you are wondering #the thing i made up for notes is having a cat #the rest is all true

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I just had the very clear thought "Oh shit, my happy polka music", and then immediately ran into the edge of my bed after getting up to restart said polka music.

#happy polka music 2 #this is who i am as a person #personal #i am listening to a cd I got for free and it is SO good #polka #music #i am a dummy