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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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[Years in the future] 
Priest: Do you, Kaminari Denki, Take Jirou Kyouka to be your lawfully wedded wife? 
Kaminari: I Scooby-Dooby-do! 
Jirou: I want a divorce.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Bakugo: I just wanna’ beat stupid Deku and IcyHot. 
Kirishima: And catch the villain? 
Bakugo: Yeah, sure, if that’s what it takes.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Ochako: That’s a pretty good idea, Deku-kun. 
Izuku: What did I say? I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Todoroki: Please tell me you all aren’t still playing Simon Says. 
Sero: I’m afraid I can’t do that, for two reasons.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Trust me Mineta, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you!
Mina Ashido, after finding the new peep hole.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Bakugo: Either way they’re gonna’ separate us, and I never got along this well with anyone, you moron! 
Kirishima: Well that goes double for me, Stupid!
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Mina: Tale as old as time... 
Sero: Meme as old as vine... 
Kaminari: Beauty and the yeeeeet! 
Izuku: What...? 
Bakugo: Don’t. Questioning it only encourages them.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Jiro: You’re pouting. 
Kaminari: I’m not pouting, I’m brooding. That’s how sexy men pout.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Momo: I believe you said your childhood was satisfactory? 
Todoroki: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Monoma: There’s no room in this school for idiots! 
Awase: Shall we all leave alphabetically?
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Jiro: Can I tell you a secret? 
Kaminari: I wouldn’t recommend it, no.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Kirishima: Whatcha’ lookin’ at, Bro? 
Bakugo: Hockey. 
Kirishima: Didn’t know you liked hockey. 
Bakugo: I love hockey... except for those boring interludes where they skate around trying to hit the black thing. 
Kirishima:... you mean the puck? 
Bakugo: FIGHT, YOU TIME-WASTING FIGURE SKATERS, FIGHT!!
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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All Might: Midoriya Shounen, how could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?! 
Izuku: It... it didn’t take me the whole day.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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One time I heard someone say that Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time he heard someone ring a bell, and I haven't been the same since.
Sero Hanta, probably.
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Aizawa: [To the apprehended villain] Did you really have to stab Chargebolt? 
Villain: You weren’t there! You didn’t hear what that little punk said to me! 
Aizawa: What did he say? 
Villain: “What’re you gonna’ do? Stab me?” 
Aizawa: Sound’s like him.
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totally-correct-mha · 4 years
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Ochako: Has Deku-kun always wanted to be a hero? 
Bakugo: Apart from that summer when we were five when he wanted to be Kermit the Frog.
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Momo: Are you two frying marbles?! 
Kaminari: We’re testing to see if the smoke detector works. 
Sero: It doesn’t.
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