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I'm sorry for this
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ok might change the pfp but at least ned isn't there anymore
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eugene: the lesson here is, don't stick your dick in crazy
keith: or just don't stick your dick in your sister
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well then...
guess I need a new pfp and banner
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Keith: the lesson here is don't stick your dick in crazy
Eugene: or just don't stick your dick in your sister
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hi! my name is keith habersberger. and im gonna be singing for you... i know what i stand for. do we slate? i dont think its necessary to slate but HERES A SLATE! I JUS DONATED BLOOD! because i stand- ya know, ya know something i stand? people surviving. people living. thats somet- thats something i stand for!
- Keith at some point (probably)
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eugene: I was gonna write the one fugly quote from mean girls in his card but I thought that was too mean
zach: you literally wrote fuck you
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yeah hi i remembered my password. also im not cis. uhhhh if you wanna see what ive been up to lately go follow me on tiktok and insta (@agentmurtsegway)
hey! long time no see! I changed my pronouns in my bio! I still identify as cis but I am comfortable with using they/them pronouns along with she/her! they/them pronouns need to be normalized more and im really hoping that this helps! shout out to all of my trans/nb followers cause yall are valid af! /pos
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hey! long time no see! I changed my pronouns in my bio! I still identify as cis but I am comfortable with using they/them pronouns along with she/her! they/them pronouns need to be normalized more and im really hoping that this helps! shout out to all of my trans/nb followers cause yall are valid af! /pos
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Keith: I'm gonna torture you now
Eugene: oooooohhh. kinky
Keith: I think you're amazing and handsome
Eugene: wait what
Keith: you deserved to be cared for
Eugene: no
Keith: your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard
Eugene: I NEED A SAFEWORD
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I love this so much
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Ned's full name being Edward really bothers me for some reason
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Zach: how do I make a date more romantic?
Eugene: add some mystery
*later*
Maggie: so, where are we going
Zach: none of your fuckin business
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ALSO! if you have ANY ideas for incorrect quotes please either send them to me here or on insta (same username)!!!
you can tell how inactive I've been considering that I turned 20 in April and I just changed my bio whoops
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you can tell how inactive I've been considering that I turned 20 in April and I just changed my bio whoops
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Keith: one time I used a bread roll to wipe butter off my face and then I ate it
Eugene: so you used your face as a butter knife
Keith: ...
Keith: yeah sure
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Zach: hey Eugene, whatcha drinking?
Eugene: tea...quila
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