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Jake: The paper's edging on depressing lately. You girls notice that? Daria: I don't know. I always go straight to the obits.

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #jake morgendorffer #source: buffy the vampire slayer

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Helen: Bottling up your negative emotions like this is very damaging psychologically. Daria: I know. That’s why I also bottle up the positive ones.

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #helen morgendorffer #source: twitter

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Jake: DARIA! WHY THE DRUGS? WHY DIDN’T YOU COME TALK TO ME?! Daria: Dad this is fucking ibuprofen.

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #jake morgendorffer #source: twitter

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Brittany: Daria, what are you doing here? Daria: Getting my yearly dose of punishment.

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #brittany taylor #source: 101 dalmatians: the series

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I don't even believe in hell, and I hope Quinn goes straight there.

Daria

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #source: night in the woods

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Jake: *holding up a bread clip* Nobody under 40 will know what this is. Daria: Right, because all bread is digital now. I forgot.

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #jake morgendorffer #source: twitter

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Brittany: *trying to choose between outfits* Kevvy will just have to like me for who I am! *leaves in regular outfit* Jodie: ...two...three... Brittany: *runs back in* Then again, there's no reason why he can't like me for what I look like, too!

#daria #incorrect daria #brittany taylor #jodie landon #source: 101 dalmatians: the series

[totallycorrectdariaquotes]

I don’t operate according to plans, I just live in the moment.

Trent

#daria #incorrect daria #trent lane #source: detective pikachu

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Quinn: Are you busy Friday? Daria: That depends entirely on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #quinn morgendorffer #source: twitter

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The absolute nerve you have to come into my life. To make it better by your very existence, effortlessly barging into the misery and depression fortress that it took me years to build. Shameful.

Daria, to Jane

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #source: tumblr

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Helen: Why do you have to be so antisocial? Daria: I'm not antisocial, I just can't stand people.

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #helen morgendorffer #source: tumblr

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Remember: if you can't say something nice, say something sarcastic.

Daria

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #source: garfield

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Well, it’s been great running into you…go away now.

Daria

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #source: the kids in the hall

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Daria: I can’t believe I agreed to this... Jane: Me neither honestly. I was certain I was going to have to bribe you.

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #jane lane #source: tumblr

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Parties with Jane are different. You know how you want to just go and stand in a corner sometimes? Jane's my corner.

Daria

#daria #incorrect daria #daria morgendorffer #source: night in the woods

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Lousy traumatic childhood!

Jake

#daria #incorrect daria #jake morgendorffer #source: the simpsons

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Trent: My new philosophy is to live in the moment...Unless the moment, you know, sucks. Then I live in some other moment. Jane: Works for me.

#daria #incorrect daria #jane lane #trent lane #source: zits