totallycorrectpjo

[totallycorrectpjo]

Percy Jackson tv show out how are we feeling besties.

I for one am dead. Typing this from the underworld rn. Can't even revive this blog because the show was funnier than this blog can ever be. ok

#percy jackson

[totallycorrectpjo]

#havent been active in years but gotta put this on #i know lots of ppl still folkow me so hopefully u can see this #i know it's very nuanced subject #but in the end palestinians are being murdered en masse and the entire world seems to be supportive of it.. the least we can do is speakout

[totallycorrectpjo]

@totallycorrectpjo ‘s post crack me up so I just wanted to draw one of them

#loving this!!

[totallycorrectpjo]

Leo: Hey Hazel, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Hazel: Really? I didn’t know this slang.

[later]

Hazel: Thanks so much for helping me, Piper. You’re such a thot.

Piper, wheezing: I’m a WHAT?!

#source: twitter #Leo Valdez #Hazel Levesque #Piper McLean

[totallycorrectpjo]

Grover: Percy, can you hear me? Is it lunch time?

Percy: No, it’s not lunch time, it’s ten thirty in the morning.

Grover: No wonder I’m starving.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #Grover underwood #percy jackson

[totallycorrectpjo]

Annabeth: We’re in a hallway. Standing close to a wall doesn’t make us invisible.

Percy: Agree to disagree.

#source: psych #annabeth chase #percy jackson #happy birthday percy jackson u beautiful man

[totallycorrectpjo]

Percy: Would you date a girl taller than you?

Nico: No.

Percy: That's a little shallow of you.

Nico: Percy, I'm gay.

#source: tumblr #percy jackson #Nico di Angelo

[totallycorrectpjo]

Annabeth: You have one day left to live. What do you do?

Percy: Cry.

Thalia: Something illegal and edgy.

Nico: I'd message 10 people on Facebook saying that if they don't forward the message to 10 people I would die tomorrow.

Grover: I think I would worry so much about what to do I'd end up doing nothing.

#source: jacksfilms #annabeth chase #percy jackson #thalia grace #Nico di Angelo #Grover underwood

[totallycorrectpjo]

Percy: A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it.

Percy: I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.

#source: twitter #percy jackson

[totallycorrectpjo]

The letter Q comes up waaaaay too early in the alphabet. We’re not ready for it where it’s currently placed. It belongs with fellow avant-garde acts, X, Y and Z, deep in after the mainstream.

Annabeth Chase, probably

#source: twitter #annabeth chase

[totallycorrectpjo]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Leo and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons.

Leo Valdez, probably

#source: twitter #Leo Valdez #i guess im swearing now

[totallycorrectpjo]

Nico: "Go to Hades" is so abstract. "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months." Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

Nico: People think they're so clever, saying the person would thirst/starve to death. Ahem. Not if they're being supplied through ventilation shafts.

Nico: That's part of what makes this so hellish. People know you're in there. They're keeping you in there. They're keeping you alive in there.

Nico: What's really interesting is apparently no one but me has thought about what happens when the chemical toilet fills up. It ain't pretty.

#source: twitter #Nico di Angelo

[totallycorrectpjo]

Will: You know I have a PHD?

Nico: Really?

Will: Yup. A Pretty Huge-

Nico: Okay! I get it.

#source: friends #Will solace #Nico di Angelo #submission

[totallycorrectpjo]

Leo: Poor Piper. Is this the first time in your life you haven’t looked pretty?

Piper: It must be. The sensation’s completely new. How have you managed it all these years?

Leo: Just avoid mirrors. You’ll forget about it.

Piper: Not if I keep looking at you.

#source: catching fire #leo valdez #piper mclean

[totallycorrectpjo]

Luke: Now, let's not get all caught up on who attacked who, or which one of us sent an army of monsters to wipe out the other.

Luke: That's all ancient history.

Percy: It was literally happening until twenty seconds ago.

#source: the good place #luke castellan #percy jackson #pjo

[totallycorrectpjo]

Annabeth: Haven't you ever been to an animal hospital?

Percy: No.

Percy: [imagines a puppy in a lab coat with a tiny stethoscope]

Percy: But I want to.

#source: twitter #annabeth chase #percy jackson #pjo

[totallycorrectpjo]

Hey! Hey!!!! FBI man!!!! Found you

my secret has been revealed... i am actually FBI Man. thanks birdy

#totallycorrectpjoasks #mod post #the secret come out. does karina is fbi man