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Kendall: Ivan, take those things off.
Ivan, with a pair of reindeer antlers on his head: I SHAN'T, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
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Bridge: Can you stop driving so fast? You're speeding, and there might be children around here!
Z: If I hit any children out here because they are outside playing at midnight, then they deserve it.
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Quantum Power
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Riley: What's got you so worried?
Tyler: Well, I decided that my codename would be "Logan".
Tyler: And now I'm worried that I don't look anything like Hugh Jackman!
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Kendall: Nice work on the Dino-cycles, Chase. Their looking good as new. But, since when were you left-handed?
Chase, smirking: Well you see, I'm actually ambidextrous.
Koda: !
Koda: That's great, Chase! Love who you love!
Chase: What
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RJ: No one knows where I came from.
RJ: I just showed up one day and started doing my thing and God was like, "I didn't invite him."
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Koda: Kendall! Chase said the "B" word!
Kendall: *sigh*
Kendall: Is that true, Chase?
Chase: Last time I checked "motherfucker" didn't start with a "b".
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Divatox: Eye is in the beholder of whoever is looking at me~
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You're welcome.
Heckyl: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.
Chase: The fuck kind of Subway are you going to???
Riley: Substitute teachers honestly have so much to deal with nowadays...
Tyler: I've always preferred to watch dubs to be honest.
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Mike: If you ever need anything, I'm open 24/6.
Kevin: Don't you mean 24/7?
Mike: Nope, Saturdays are for date nights with Emily.
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Heckyl: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.
Chase: The fuck kind of Subway are you going to???
Riley: Substitute teachers honestly have so much to deal with nowadays...
Tyler: I've always preferred to watch dubs to be honest.
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Max: Hey, did you hear about that guy who was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets?
Danny: So the limit is 412, got it.
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Fury, internally: Dammit, he’s so fast. He must be laser-focused in. The only thing on his mind is this battle!
Tyler, internally: "Life is like a hurricane, here in, Duckburg~"
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Fury, internally: Dammit, he’s so fast. He must be laser-focused in. The only thing on his mind is this battle!
Tyler, internally: "Life is like a hurricane, here in, Duckburg~
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Chase, thinking to himself: (...and Kendall is still talking.)
Chase: (Still talking... Stiiiiilll talking.)
Chase: (It's cool that my brain has an echo though.)
Chase: (Hello!!! Anybody in here?)
???: HELLO, CHASE.
Chase: (OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!)
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Kendall: Chase, what's your type?
Chase: Oh you know, I like everybody, but I really like people who are brainy, and protective, and wear green...
Kendall: I meant your blood type.
Chase: Oh.
Chase: Red.
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Jack: Whoops.
Sky: Whoops? WHOOPS? This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. We are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and I expect you to act like it.
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