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Raven: Okay, Melvin, I’m gonna teach you to swim. Now don’t be a wussy!

[Throws Melvin into the lake]

Raven: That’s it. One arm over the other. Uh... Crap. Timmy, go save your sister.

[Throws Timmy in. Robin and Starfire look on in horror.]

Raven: What?

#let's be honest: this would happen #and they would be fine #submission: goodtimesgreatmemories #raven #timmy #melvin #robin #starfire #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: titus

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Beast Boy: Sometimes I forget that Robin grew up in New Jersey, but it comes out in the early morning

Raven: What do you mean?

Beast Boy: Watch. Hey Robin, hows your morning going?

Robin: Waddayawan? Don’t tawk to me till I’ve had my cawfee.

Raven: :0

Beast Boy: I’m really glad you were here to see this.

#FHASKLFEUNCIOHLKHEI BRUH #submission: jackdoe #beast boy #raven #robin #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: ???

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[Titans East Tower is a mess]

Bumblebee: Mar’i is coming over tonight, and she can’t see this.

Red X: Oh, come on. By age seven, kids have already seen bar fights.

Everyone:

Red X: Was it just me?

#red x chilling with titans east i love that energy #submission: athena5 #bumblebee #red x #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: friends

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Robin: Terra did it. Beast Boy, Raven’s gonna kill you.

Beast Boy: Me? What? No she’s not. First of all, we don’t even know that Terra did this, and second of all, Raven is reasonable, she can’t blame me for this.

Raven: Garfield, I’ll kill you!

Beast Boy: Raven, this isn’t my fault!

Raven: I don’t believe this, “Why don’t we make her a part of the team, Raven? Huh? I got a good feeling about her, Raven."

Beast Boy: Look Raven, there’s probably a perfectly good explanation for all of this.

Raven: Like what?

Beast Boy: Maybe Terra took all our stuff to get it scotchgarded.

Raven:

Beast Boy: It could happen!

#thats how that one episode went right #submission: goodtimesgreatmemories #robin #beast boy #raven #terra #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: the fresh prince of bel air

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Robin: [eating Frosted Flakes at breakfast]

Robin [thinking]: Alright, it’s a new day. All that stuff about Starfire, you don’t feel that now. It was crazy! You’re fine. You’re better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat!

Robin: Everything’s normal! She’s just your friend, Starfire! Your friend, Starfire. Your friend. Starfire.

Starfire: Hello, Robin.

Robin [thinking]: Hey, it’s your girlfriend, Starfire!

Robin:

Robin: [facepalms]

~the next day~

Robin: [eating Cocoa Puffs at breakfast]

Robin [thinking about Starfire]: Alright, it’s a new day. And it’s just a crush, that’s all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, it was “Cuckoo!“

Robin: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush...

Starfire: Hello, Robin.

Robin [thinking]: I love you.

Robin:

#f in the chat rob #submission: athena5 #robin #starfire #robstar #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: friends

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Robin: Do you know what we do here?

Terra: Yes, I have an idea...

Raven: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?

Robin: Raven has a style of her own. I’m afraid you’ll have to get used to it.

#ope #submission: goodtimesgreatmemories #robin #terra #raven #teen titans incorrect quotes #swearing #kinda??? #source: the departed

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Robin, on the phone: Yeah, I want to send her two dozen roses. And I want to put something nice on the card, like, um-

Red X. laughing: “Starfire, my treasure.”

Robin: Hey, shut up, or I’ll ram a stool down your throat! Uh, no. No, no. I don’t want that on the card. Well, let me hear how it sounds. ...Nah, nah. Take it out. Take it out.

#robin and red x energy is immaculate #submission: goodtimesgreatmemories #robin #red x #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: the simpsons #robstar

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Jinx: There are so many things that Beast Boy disapproves of! I can’t eat veal, I can’t wear fur, I can’t go hunting...

Wally: Do you wanna go hunting?

Jinx: Well, I would like to have the option!

#love u jinx #submission: athena5 #jinx #wally west #kid flash #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: friends

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that… she’s gone.

Terra, in Things Change

#terra making the right choice in things change #submission: goodtimesgreatmemories #terra #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: the usual suspects

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Pit bulls are the shit. It’s like a gun you can pet.

Red X

#aw i want a pit bull :( #submission: goodtimesgreatmemories #red x #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: bill burr #swearing

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I made mistakes! I wanna take them back! You trusted me. I took that trust and turned it into a glory hole in a airport bathroom.

Terra

#it be like that #submission: goodtimesgreatmemories #terra #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: deadpool 2

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Red X: I’m gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Joker, then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain hole!

Robin: I don’t want to see that or think of it again.

#ewww red x #submission: goodtimesgreatmemories #red x #robin #teen titans incorrect quotes #im going to tag non pg quotes as nsfw from now on just so yall knowww #nsfw #(i think the f word will be okay? but the content ykyk) #swearing #source: deadpool

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beast boy singing the "jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg" version of jingle bells all december just to annoy robin

this is canon

#not a quote #answered asks #Anonymous

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Slade: Wanna hear what my goal for this year is?

Red X: Only if it involves you moving away.

#what is my obsession with red x may u ask? i dont know bro i dont know #red x #slade #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: big nate

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Sure, I could calm down, but where’s the fun in that. Where’s the spice, the action?

Red X

#sometimes it gets harder and harder to find quotes lol #red x #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Beast Boy, on the phone: Cyborg? Hey, can Star and I come over? ...Huh? What do you mean why? Because we're your best friends! Because we want to hang out with you! Because we miss you! ...Okay, and because you have air conditioning.

Starfire: Tell him we'll bring snacks.

#beast boy #starfire #cyborg #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: big nate

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Cyborg: [clicks pen]

Raven: [clicks pen in response]

Robin: Stop that.

Raven: Stop what?

Robin: You’re talking about me in Morse Code.

Cyborg: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Cyborg [to Beast Boy]: That’s... exactly what we did.

#it do be like that #cyborg #beast boy #raven #robin #teen titans incorrect quotes #source: the office