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yeah

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Dragalia Lost With A Distinct Lack of Context:

(Honestly all of Chitose's lines in this story qualify but I digress)

(Honestly, part two, all of Mym's stories are a goldmine for this and I actively have to restrain myself from showing all of it)

#dragalia localization my beloved ♥️ #it was so good

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I know Hamilton the musical didn't necessarily intend to portray alexander hamilton as always being a good person but it is kind of funny to me that they included a whole song where he was like "actually, I think we should betray our closest ally and let my best friend rot in prison" as if that was nbd

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

#good lord these comments are awful #everyone in there is just openly proud of their prejudices

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Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy

#Clay #ive never met another clay fan but clay is my fucking boy

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#im sorry but how is having an extra pillow in any way comparable to an extra car

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So I've been learning French for a while and 'faire' is actually an incredible word. Like what a fucking breakthrough in economy of language.

Faire is a verb that is usually translated into English as "to do/to make," but it covers way more actions than that, which is very confusing for new speakers. because (I have realized) that's not really what faire means.

Faire is actually a word that just gestures vaguely in the direction of the object of the sentence and goes "you know." "Je fais du velo." "Je fais du courses." "Je fais mes valises." I'm biking. I go grocery shopping. I'm packing my bags. You're just sort of pointing at a bike and going "you know, the obvious thing you'd do with it."

English: "You mean RIDE it??"

French: "Sure whatever."

Like idk I just really enjoy the concept of a catch-all verb that you can just slap onto almost anything because who fucking gives a shit, you get the idea. There's a bike. what do you think I'm going to do with it.

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Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

Lemon Demon

Tally Hall

Death Grips

Jack Stauber

Mr Bungle

King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

Devo

Oingo Boingo

Aquabats

Weird Al

My Chemical Romance

100gecs

Talking Heads

They Might Be Giants

Mitski

Girl In Red

#3 #i didnt know some of these were tumblr music

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Cygnus and Shinsoo

#wowow this is amazing #how have i not seen it until now

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#i know about half of these but none was as iconic as peanut butter jelly time tbh #although the actual funniest one is but i am le tired

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I will say though on a brighter note Hephaestus was the one I was looking forward to the most and he did not disappoint

I lowkey don't love a lot of the Hades II portraits...

Like, the designs for the new gods are all good, but I preferred the art style from the first game, with its thicker lines and black shadows. so for the returning gods I think the older portraits are generally better

Maybe they'll grow on me though idk

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I lowkey don't love a lot of the Hades II portraits...

Like, the designs for the new gods are all good, but I preferred the art style from the first game, with its thicker lines and black shadows. so for the returning gods I think the older portraits are generally better

Maybe they'll grow on me though idk

#artemis feels particularly bad like that is not my girl

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#i guess this is obvious but im fascinated by the fact that a palindrome is different when you use a different writing system #like ''kirinriki'' is not a palindrome in the latin alphabet but is in japanese

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#its time to du-du-du-du-dutch

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#i hate this change but purrloin has been bipedal ever since the switch to 3d. its canon. sorry guys

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#choosing to believe the approximately 7 people who voted for macro cosmos clicked it by accident