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• elliot • he/him • 24 • gay • trans • taken • white • not enough spoons for this shit • sometimes mildly nsfw • about (/abt), byf (/byf), blacklist (/list)• gifs that could trigger photosensitive epilepsy will be tagged with "pulsing lights"
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LOL imagine your crush sitting on top of you to do your makeup but instead of your crush its a chimpanzee ripping your whole face off
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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together
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"art" here is defined in the broadest of terms. they are vocal and grating about their opposite opinion. imagine the worst possible options. if you are against "marriage," then this is defined as living with a partner.
#polls#same politics terrible taste#because i have terrible taste so it would be the opposite#which is just how it works in my irl relationship
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dickface moment，，，
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains
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