I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
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Reason to Live #10547
Laughing hysterically with your best friends in the back of 6th period. – Guest Submission
(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.)
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did you date in high school?
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Teagan White
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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
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So that’s how my morning is going.
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Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:
1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.
2) Ireland is going to get united
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really? another album? didn't she just make one??
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Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.
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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane
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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
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I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from
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