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turquoisemagpie · 4 hours
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I can't wait for the next episode
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turquoisemagpie · 17 hours
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caught up with junior year so have a lil hc line up for junior year
i have so many thoughts abt them
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kristen and gorgug r mullet buddies but gorgug doesnt want a mullet he just needs a haircut and has no time to get one
fabian and riz have matching earrings u can fight me
fig def forced gorgug to get more piercings
kristen has impulse piercings that she got after the breakup but took them out
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turquoisemagpie · 17 hours
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🐱 🐦
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turquoisemagpie · 17 hours
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turquoisemagpie · 18 hours
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Isn’t Loki technically the first androgynous king out there? Because technically him being a mother and a father at the same time would imply that he is both a male and a female, right?
Adam Kadman would predate Loki by many thousands of years. But Asushunamir predates Adam Kadman. Ardhanarishvara postdates Asushunamir but predates Loki by a few hundred years. So, no.
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turquoisemagpie · 18 hours
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Who is helped in this scenario?
More to the point: how will your one issue improve under Trump?
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turquoisemagpie · 20 hours
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It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.
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turquoisemagpie · 21 hours
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Oh I’m an asshole.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”
I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”
Then I winked at her, and walked away.
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turquoisemagpie · 22 hours
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‘Subject is male and Caucasian,
Lacking in weight and elevation,
When faced with fear and confusion,
Resorts to romantic illusion.
Cannot to simple equations,
But prone to self-congratulations:
Too soon to draw a conclusion
Regarding human evolution.’
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turquoisemagpie · 1 day
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i finished reading your story and i must say that, while it's alright, there's so many plot holes because the characters made irrational decisions and didn't think logically 100% of the time. consider fixing this next time please
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turquoisemagpie · 1 day
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NOTE TO SELF-SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!
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turquoisemagpie · 1 day
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⚡️Beware What Lies at the Bottom of a Rabbit Hole⚡️
Spoilers and thoughts about episode 11 of Fantasy High Junior Year ahead‼️
What. An. Episode!!!😳
I watched it 3 days again and I still can’t stop thinking about it😅
The last part of the episode was just so intense and intriguing, I couldn’t get the image of Kristen saving them all from the broken armour with her immovable rod out of my head so I drew it😂😅
Just the fact Fig has had a curse on her for the whole season up until now is so funny, just peak “if I don’t acknowledge it or do anything about it, it’ll probably sort itself out”😂
Also, I’ve been thinking about Kalina and whether she would’ve known the unnameable god when them and Cassandra got married, cos I remember Kalina mentioning earlier in the season where she first showed up that she was Cassandra’s familiar before Cassandra was the Nightmare King, don’t know know if it means anything, but I was just thinking about it😅☺️
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turquoisemagpie · 1 day
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I think I just reached my last straw on internet/social media activism
If someone is posting about their experience in a war in X country it’s absolutely insane behavior to comment “what about the war in Y country! They have it worse!” “If you think you have it bad, look at Y country they (awful horrific things that are also happening in X country)” “you deserve it because X country did this”. If you do this shit you’re a bad person and you don’t actually care about your cause, you care about feeling right.
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turquoisemagpie · 1 day
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I scribed all the spells my wizard learned in our last D&D campaign!
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turquoisemagpie · 2 days
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Bridget Christie is unable to walk normally
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turquoisemagpie · 2 days
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“Don’t F tier because it’s over, S tier ‘cause it happened.” - Karina Drawfee
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