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taping a vienna sausage to my pinkie nub hoping my yakuza boss doesnt notice i already lost it last month

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#if this is the gore race they got a great excuse for not going through with it

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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “Mario’s Magic Carpet” [05228/8100]

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lol just noticed the double entendre

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i wonder what the next generation's generic dog and caveman names will be

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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frog riding rabbit

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ig now showing me ads for hypnotherapists which is a major upgrade from business coaches

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i had forgotten how bad hot dogs are

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i can concede he's not an idiot but he's clearly a jackass

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there's a toddler here happily watching a video of a baby crying on loop. farcical

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swift was 98 because i straight up just didn't think of her

really thought i'd get a better time

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really thought i'd get a better time

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prescient