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The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.
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love the word "methinks". like lol. yeah. me sure is thinksing.
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King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*
The Lord:
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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me
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sending a forehead kiss and a hot beverage to anyone who needs it <3
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really sucks that things don't get done unless you do them
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love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother
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It’s official now…
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going on a girls trip! (me and my earphones to the supermarket)
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Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home
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Ich auch, Bruder. Ich auch.
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Trying To Not Feel Doomed Tuesday
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