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"Dragon humours have all sorts of uses, and leaving them to soak into the dirt is a crying shame. Whenever you're butchering a Dragon, remember a pan or something to catch all the good bits."

--Excerpt from The Good Bits

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Pictured: A giant mourning his mammoth. Unlike other giants in the game, he will not attack if you approach him, as he's focused on paying respects to his lost friend.

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"It is strange, this reaction I have to garlic. In all my wanderings, in all my research, I have never encountered another vampire thusly affected. It is true that some popular lore holds that all vampires have an inherent weakness to garlic, but this is simply not the case. My situation, as far as I can tell, is unique."

--Vicente Valtieri, not realizing he has an allergy to garlic unrelated to his vampirism

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"Legend attributes its birth to the fall of a god to earth..."

--An excerpt discussing Vvardenfell from the Pocket Guide to the Empire, First Edition

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"I read some book once detailing how to perform the Black Sacrament. You know, to summon the Dark Brotherhood? It's got to be a joke, right? I mean, if you can source fresh body parts for the ritual, what in Oblivion do you need an assassin for?"

--Skordo the Knife

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"Mirabelle had to teach me to clean my teeth when I joined the family. She assumed I never learned because I was raised by werewolves. In truth, it's because I grew up with Nords."

--Hildegard

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Gold Road will add gates that connect the West Weald to Craglorn and Reaper's March. This means that it will finally be possible to walk from the western to the eastern coast of mainland Tamriel without fast traveling (as Cyrodiil is impassable).

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Did You Know: The orb in Kagrenzel is named "Orbby"?

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Did You Know: You can kill Lucien Lachance the first time you meet him? This immediately ends the Dark Brotherhood questline, moments after it begins.

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Moraelyn: "Considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?" Akatosh: "Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos."

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ESO's team has promised to send the PTS testers who had their accounts locked some items to make up for the lost time. This includes:

An ESO: Necrom code to access the game from a new account temporarily

16,200 Seals of Endeavor

5x Glorious Anniversary Jubilee Gift Boxes

Trueflame Replica Style Page

Staff of Worms Replica Style Page

Barbas Helmet Replica Style Page

Sunna'rah Replica Style Page

Ul'Vor Staff Replica Style Page

25x Jubilee Confetti Packs

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Did You Know: Garlic bread cures diseases?

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Did You Know: You can obtain bananas from monkeys?

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"[Provincial exclamation], who smells like an old horse in here? Oh, it's me."

--Possible dialogue from Inn Patrons in TES: Arena.

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After going live shortly yesterday, issues with ESO's Public Testing Server affecting the Live PC NA server appeared as test characters were seemingly transferred from PTS to Live. Due to this, accounts that logged into the PTS yesterday are locked right now (with this second, inaccurate message appearing if you attempt to log in).

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"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

--Mannimarco, future "King of Worms", while speaking to Vanus Galerion

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Heads up to any ESO players doing Endeavors. Please note that one of the daily Endeavors today is much more valuable than the others (all of the others are ten, while this one is worth 200). And since you can only do three... it would be best to make it one of them.

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