I will go cry in a corner now.
straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *blonde guy* *chad* *the prankster* *kyle* *brunette girl* *blonde girl*
gay friend groups are like: *mind controller* *time traveling old man* *knife man* *ghost whisperer* *powerful violin lesbian* *strong monkey man* *guy with literal monsters living inside him*
Eat your spaghetti Aidan!!!!
Five after learning rimes: