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707: Esto es tu culpa!

Yoosung: No, it’s not!

Jaehee: You speak Spanish?

Yoosung: No, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language he speaks.

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #707 #yoosung #jaehee #source: shadowhunters

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707: just ate 52 bags of chips, will i die in my sleep?

707: oh and i had 2 litres of phd pepper with it

zen: you have a better chance of farting a hole through your sheets

[later]

707: you were right

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #707 #zen #source: yahoo answers

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saeran: [gently waking mc] you live like this?

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #saeran #mc

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MC: You’re doing it again.

707: Doing what?

MC: You’re smiling.

707: Yes, I’m smiling.

MC: It’s the sad smile. It’s a smile but you’re sad. It’s like two emotions at once. It’s like you’re malfunctioning.

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #mc #707 #source: doctor who: mummy on the orient express

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707: [dressed in a knight costume] Squire, young squire... Do you have the time?

Saeran: It’s, like, 3pm.

707: Wrong, squire! It is... [puts visor down] knighttime.

Saeran: Good, because I’m gonna knock your lights out.

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #707 #saeran #source: twitter

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zen: last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #zen #source: tumblr #user: urbran

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Yoosung: How do you feel about children?

707: Umm, they’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.

Yoosung: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

707: I just said I wouldn’t.

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #yoosung #707 #source: the big bang theory #ep: the procreation calculation

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Saeran: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

MC: Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch.

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #mc #saeran #tw swearing #source: tumblr #user: mattandjones

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jumin: love isn’t real it’s just chemical reactions

zen: so is every other feeling you dumb bitch

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #jumin #zen #source: tumblr #user: draeneis #tw swearing

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yoosung, texting: we need to talk

zen, texting back: what’s wrong

yoosung: can we get chinese food

zen: that’s what you wanted to talk about?

yoosung: yeah

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #yoosung #zen #source: tumblr #user: deepsexts

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zen, to 707: if you die, can i use your body for science?

707: okay, but if my dead body starts fighting back... oops!

zen:

zen: oops is something you say when you accidentally pour all berries into your cereal. “oops! all berries!” not “oops! oh my god my reanimated corpse is about to strangle you to death”

707: well just don’t piss it off

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #707 #zen #source: saltydkdan #video: pokemon h the movie #omg im so sorry how long has it been since my queue ran out #HGJKHJVF #school hasbeen not a good :(

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source: trashl0rde on tumblr

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #saeran #707 #source: tumblr #user: trashl0rde

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MC, joining the RFA: What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure, heterosexual men? That can’t possibly fall to me.

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #mc #source: the office #ep: gossip

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zen: yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street

zen: i looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’

zen: too bad i got hit by that car

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #zen #source: twitter #user: @wolfpupy

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an emotion: [pokes its head through the mountain of suppression seven’s buried it under]

707, beating it with a stick: back! back!

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #707 #source: tumblr #user: thebootydiaries

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[texting]

Yoosung: Why aren’t we all sitting together?

Jumin: Dear Yoosung, this is the safety protocol. We are less conspicuous travelling as individuals. Sincerely, Jumin Han.

Yoosung: You don’t have to sign your name on texts.

Jumin: Dear Yoosung, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Jumin Han.

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #jumin #yoosung #source: brooklyn 99 #ep: sicko

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zen: gotta go beat up my dad... or like, talk to him i guess. i don’t know what families do

#incorrect quotes #mystic messenger #zen #source: scykoh #video: pokemon emerald nuzlocke