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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

#ok.

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It makes me happy when they listen

#god this is why I do this with everyone who wants to talk about their interest

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im gonna throw up

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a comic about a button

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this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement

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i think we should all consider getting emotional over this xkcd. as a group. let's get emotional about it

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live blogging your breakdown on tumblr then rb a random post

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I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a Twink, þanks for coming to my ted talk

#the way I understood that so quickly kinda wack

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

#me with iron

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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it