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walkwithursus · 3 days
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i’m micro plastic maxing. i want to give birth to a baby that’s already got shoes on
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Boston trans girls searching for a name should know that you get free lifetime admission to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum if your name is Isabella
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walkwithursus · 4 days
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-"You're not an eater of ribs, Colonel Ives?"
-"No, no, Major, I can never forget it used to be an animal".
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walkwithursus · 4 days
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one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover
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walkwithursus · 6 days
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Taiwanese people check the calendar before getting dressed and not the weather. It doesn’t matter that it’s 32 C, if it’s March they’re gonna wear a puffy coat goddamnit!
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walkwithursus · 8 days
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walkwithursus · 8 days
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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest
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Jeff Daniel Smith
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walkwithursus · 9 days
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There is supposed to be a place where no one can reach you. Traditionally, the home, but now we settle for the ocean, the airplane, the summit of a mountain, the middle of a lake, the shower, the womb, the grave
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walkwithursus · 9 days
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in b4 95% of all websites in june 2024 announce that "for security" they will only work with browsers that use manifest v3
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ur art doesn’t need to be perfect!!! it does need to be horny & grotesque tho
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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (but just the (lesser known) memes)
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walkwithursus · 9 days
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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
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