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The real reason millenials say "Adulting" is that that if you say something is "for adult reasons" or "grown up reasons" we've been trained to associate that with sex and shit when we just wanna say, be vague about our chore habits

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ct. you know many thimgs. can you teach me what a "prostate orgasm" is & how to get one

So back in the middle ages, many magicians felt that the world was primarily ruled astrologically. The planets, the moon and the sun, and signs of the zodiac, were all a sort of heavenly language that God used to administer the world.

The evidence for this was the similarities of things. The sign of cancer looked like a crab, therefore it ruled over crabs, and all things like crabs. So the sign of cancer was connected in some way to any thing reclusive, hard-shelled, furtive, and self-reliant. This idea, that the star signs and planets are connected to qualities on earth, is known as "The Doctrine of Signatures."

This extends to the body! Check out this image from De Occulta Philosophia, in which Agrippa shows which star signs rule over which elements of the body.

(yes that diagram on the left is what horoscope charts used to look like.)

This diagram is from the 1500s. Take note of the planetary associations on the left here. The core of the body is associated with the sun, but the genitals, the genitals are lunar. (Because they ebb and flow like the tides as they get excited.)

Humorously, but also as significant magical commentary, Alieststair Crowley would extend this conception of the Magical Solar Internal Core of the body to the idea that the butthole was therefore also solar in nature. This was both simply a logical extension of Agrippas magical theories, and a clever jab at traditional religious institutions. (The Christian god is often considered astrally solar in nature.)

He combined this with alchemical doctrine --in which the uniting of the sun and moon is popular imagery-- and came to the conclusion that penis-in-butthole sex was one of the most magically potent things a person could do.

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Tristan Dyer as Victor Frankenstein in Frankenstein, The Royal Ballet © 2019 ROH || Frankenstein, Steven McRae as The Creature, Federico Bonelli as Victor Frankenstein, Royal Ballet 2016 || Wei Wang as The Creature and Federico Bonelli as Victor Frankenstein in Frankenstein, The Royal Ballet 2019 ROH

Photographs by Andrej Uspenski

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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#honestly? the badger song #but charlie the unicorn is more iconic more Worthy #they stole his kidney :(((( #also in my case honorary mention to 'its a pipe bomb!' 'yayyy'

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not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

#that guy from skyrim whos literally a clown #why are there so many listener/cicero fics on ao3... what do you see there

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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dungeon meshi has some four humors shit going on

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how do cats smell so good when they never take any baths

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guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

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the tits speak for themselves

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Anime guys insult your stupid blog

So you think your some kind of poster? Well, maybe if you removed the t...

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

#... hm.

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#literally 'Flow' from ffxiv. look it up i implore you

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absolutely devastated to find this with reblogs turned off. I need it for my 413 celebration.

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