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being back on vyvanse for a while has you wanting to do dumbass shit like rolling each of your dice 100 times and recording the results in an excel sheet to check whether they tend to roll any numbers more frequently
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So we're supposed to look straight at it?
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“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
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can we as a society stop fucking making biopics. please just make thinly veiled rpf movies like velvet goldmine instead
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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily
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my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything
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you know im on somewhat of a mid journey myself
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"Leap Day" - 30 Rock
directed by Steve Buscemi, aired 2012
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this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!
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