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mental illness is like what if you accidentally wrote hard cock and balls instead of good morning in that email you just sent to your boss
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Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs performing Fast Car at the Grammys
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after roe v wade got overturned under biden (a constitutional right we had for FIFTY years) i don’t believe any of the goofy “biden is better for domestic issues” rhetoric . you are lying to me and you are lying to yourself
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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-
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if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn't even let it phase me. i'm not willing to be taught lessons i'm not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we've both wasted our time and you won't be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man
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A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
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“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho
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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
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BARBIE (2023) Dir. Greta Gerwig
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More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.
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