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Okay but no one has EVER been roasted as hard as William Joel roasted those teenagers in Captain Jack. “Why are you even here, you incessant masturbator. You don’t have a job. You’re pretentious, lonely, boring and you pick your nose. Also, your dad’s dead. Yeah you better shoot up that heroin, you little shit.”

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The Snarling Snatcher

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Apologizing to your childhood bear because you’ve realized you won’t make it long enough to pass them down to your own children like you’ve always promised

Sorry Beauregard baby. I tried

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me a week ago: i don't care if billy joel never releases another song; he's already had his say and the stuff he has out is plenty enough for me. i don't know that i'd even listen--

me now: IM LATE BUT IM HERE RIGHT NOW

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have you ever thought about entering into a cat show?

with THIS?????

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I don’t want to put this on any of my public social media accounts until it’s settled legally but I wanted to put out into the universe that I’m so thankful to the random gentleman that stopped to calm me down and keep the other drivers away from me and stayed with me until the cops came. I didn’t get to thank him. So thank you. What a world of difference a little act of kindness does in a whirlwind of chaos and emotions.

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father noticed me again 🥲

#CHIN UP SLUTS #LMAO

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Pizza

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my pet mold spore