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clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?

bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support

clark: what - i - no??

bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat

clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube

bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be

clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?

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Same!

I've had nightcrawler for five minutes but if he's not revealed to be alive I'm gonna riot.

So I’ve been using X-Men ‘97 as my first real intro to the world of X-Men…

And episode 5 threw me for such a loop.

They better have some fancy fix for everything because they CANNOT do this to me.

ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightcrawler and Gambit > anyone else

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I've recently fallen back in my DC Robins Era and everytime I see a reference to Tim's photography my first thought is "nice I love photography being mentioned in popular media"

However, my second thought is "how big is his fucking camera lens"

This child is taking presumably high quality photos of Heros In The Middle Of Fights/Patrol AT NIGHT WITH A VERY SMALL AMOUNT OF FLORESCENT LIGHTING FROM THE BUILDINGS

That lens would Have to be At Least 600 dollars (on the low end) (he is rich so I'll let that part slide) but there is no fucking way a 9 year old is lugging that giant ass lens around all night

Pov: You are the 2nd Robin, it's 2am and you turn around to see a Child 2 rooftops away point this shit at u

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He only gets one every four years

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They could have used another villain and not putting off amazing character growths.

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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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my conspiracy theory is the reason izombie was more diverse than most contemporary CW shows was to save on the pale makeup for Liv by having her almost always standing next to a person of colour so the lighting could be optimal for their skin tone and totally wash her out

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Jon: I didn't know you could fight in heels.

Damian: One is not the son of Thalia al Ghul and kind of step-son of Catwoman and not know how to fight in heels.

Jon: So, does that mean Jason...

Damian: Yes.

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Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are just genderbent versions of the Gotham city sirens

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behind the music with @taylorswift

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so i've been on this site for a hot minute and i've always operated on the idea that if you're here long enough you'll end up with at least one popular text post but uh, maybe that's not true? so, i wanna know

#my ap exam post

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Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition

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If you’re gonna gerrymander a pizza do it properly. Equally distribute the pepperonis.

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My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

I said, "That's just not true. Sometimes what doesn't kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized."

He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, "It's like wood glue."

He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, "Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?"

I did.

"But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn't hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we'd never fixed them at all. You've got to give these things time to set."

It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that's not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.

So my dad and I agreed, what doesn't kill you doesn't actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn't made you stronger than you were before, you're probably not done healing. You've got to give these things time to set.