xfakelove

[xfakelove]

we should be able to take our brains out and put them to the side over night maybe that way I’d get some fucking SLEEP

[xfakelove]

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

[xfakelove]

I think rent should be $4 a month

[xfakelove]

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

[xfakelove]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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being told you’re appreciated is one of the most simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

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I really do use the block button liberally. If your blog gives me weird vibes, blocked. If you send me a weird DM, blocked. If you show me your dick and I didnt ask, blocked. I’m not fuckin around.

[xfakelove]

it’s always “you horny??” or “let me fuck you” and never “let me buy you a pair of shoes you really want”

[xfakelove]

If we regularly reblog each other's stuff we are besties bitch that's how that works

[xfakelove]

Can you hear me??? I’m meowing outside your door

fucker

[xfakelove]

My mind literally never shuts up and is constantly racing, but on the outside I’m one of the most quiet people you’ll probably know

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drown me in affection i love that shit

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I love when people make a lil nickname for me.

[xfakelove]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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i hate ppl who get personally offended when im in a bad mood like im not mad at u susan im mad at the world

[xfakelove]

you deserve the same happiness that you wish for others