The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him
gotta give it to the percy jackson fans, you really do love your main character. for other franchises, fans usually place the #1 blorbo title on a specific side character. but in percy jackson you really love your percy jackson
actually you have a mama's boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who's an actual god .
This is the guy who will ask THE GOD OF WAR if he’s scared to fight him, hold up the sky, fall into Tartarus, save Olympus AND defeat the monsters it takes the other hero’s years to defeat
not once in my life have i seen a grown-ass man do a fucking hair tuck with no hair. i am insane about this, i need an expert to explain this behaviour to me lmao
SOMEONE NEEDS TO STUDY HIM!!!!!!!!!!
the non existent hair, waiting for daniel to laugh before he laughs, weak at the knees– nearly keeling over...max pls he's not that funny!
"F1 drivers need to be STRONG MEN! Not BABIES! Look at Lauda post crash!" Oh Lauda post crash? Niki Lauda post crash!!? Niki Lauda after his crash? The same year of his crash? When he famously stopped the car in a championship deciding race and got out because the weather conditions were once again too treacherous and he wasn't willing to put his life at risk again? And was applauded for his bravery in giving up the championship fight to preserve himself? That Niki Lauda is proof that drivers should suck it up and race in dangerous weather conditions? Really? REALLY now?
“Blanket for you” Max says, walking into their living room. Daniel complained about being bored. Then about it being too hot. When Max lowered the thermostat - about it being too cold.
“Mate, what is she-“ Daniel says, panicky, hand in the sling hanging in the air like he’s about to surrender to whatever horrors Sassy is about to inflict on him.
She’s relentless, props herself up on Daniel’s thigh to get closer to the curious and weird object wrapped around Daniel’s hand. The same way she sniffed at Daniel when he came over for the first time, shaky and terrified of her more than she were of him. This time it’s like ‘I know you but what did you bring in my house with you? What is this?’. Daniel was safe now; the cast was of yet undiscovered allegiance.
“She tried to rub her face all over- did they put catnip in there or something?” Daniel continues, big round eyes asking Max for help.
Max picks her up for a moment to put the blanket on Daniel’s knees and puts her on top, letting her back into it. She seems annoyed by interruption, jumps off the sofa and trots off, tail high. She’ll recoup and will be back on the assault again, probably.
“My mum used to tell that cats can heal. It’s their purr, I think. So, I think she knows and wants to help because she of course likes you” Max shrugs.
Daniel looks like he’s about to melt into the sofa from that. Same happy loved way Max felt as a kid when a cat would snuggle up to him vibrating with the power of its purr, soft and warm. Max thinks that this is what he wants Daniel to feel here too, home.
Couple hours later he finds Daniel napping on the sofa wrapped around his blanket, TV murmuring the script of another show he’s been trying to catch up on, Jimmy this time taking the lazy watch over Daniel, napping on his chest.
IM GOING TO DIE THEN COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU . I DID NOT NEED TO SEE MAX LETTING GO OF THE SW ASSUMING D IS GOING TO HOLD ON TO IT IN HIS MOUTH THEN THINKS BETTER OF GOES BACK TO HOLD IT SO IT DOESNT DROP HOLDS SO HE CAN FINISH TAKING A BITE NOBODY IS WRITING INTIMACY LIKE THIS
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