When another gay is hired at your job
When you’re the new gay who just got hired
When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job
When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager
When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.
When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.
When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time
when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap
This all happened at Lush.
this was a journey
tony: im in target do you need anything
peter: oh just pjs i guess
peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,
peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!
tony: which one lol
peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!
peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK
peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn
tony: *makes a phonecall*
peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,
tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*
The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy
tony @ pete: my child,,, i will get you whatever
bruce @ clark: im your sugar daddy dont worry bout it
The only person who could ever make Superman look like a twink is Batman
I haven’t stopped laughing at this
hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…
i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷♀️
They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.
It’s a Futurama travel tube for fucking fish, we literally have futurama tech and we are using it on fucking (albeit really nice I’m sure) fish
my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic
i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist
call the cops bitch ill have sex with them
This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call
I don’t understand why people think that seeing lgbtq+ characters on tv will confuse children or turn them gay. I’ve been watching heterosexual stuff for most of my life but yet I like girls. I know I’m not speaking for just myself but I thinks it’s amazing children are growing up with cartoons with canon lgbtq+ characters. They are portrayed so beautifully and naturally and it helps younger people realize that its normal and that there is nothing to be ashamed of and that just makes my heart so happy. So suck it homophobes !!!!
i love that photoset of elsa and her mom because it clearly shows how the mom is literally just an elsa recolor
God forbid kids and their parents look alike, as if genetics were involved or something, ha
Disney straight up copy past Elsa and her Mom face it just the same face. is not genetic is poor and bad character design
Royal families tend to have smaller gene pools, so there’s a lot less variety
There is a big difference in look alike because they are blood related and just straight up copy the same face and do different colors for the hair
Again. Is poor character design
“it’s not bad character design it’s inbreeding”