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ziggy-starlord·12 hours agoText

toastoat:

i just wish my parents would stop assuming I hate my body so much and just realize. Kevin Kline 1983 Pirates of Penzance

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gaynonbinarytheaterkid:

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nicolesrows:

Some new girl in town that I think you’re going to be friends with.

wlw stories that include trans women are the best, I’m so glad trans girls are finally getting the rep we deserve

This show is called Euphoria (2019) and it’ll be on HBO. Posting bc I had to scroll thru a lot of terf-y comments to find it. Also, the trans woman in it is played by a trans woman and trans activist! You heard me! Not a cis man, not a cis woman, an actual fucking trans woman like we deserve.

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ziggy-starlord·12 hours agoText

riverthebear:

shadyrican:

richardalexanderrr:

stushiroll:

gigglestick:

jover2013:

stushiroll:

dragonite-master:

stushiroll:

tapatiopapi:

When another gay is hired at your job

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

This all happened at Lush.

this was a journey

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ziggy-starlord·a day agoText

debthestoner:

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

penguinedward:

pasdecoeur:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

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peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

tony: which one lol

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peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

tony: *makes a phonecall*

peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*

# same energy

The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy

tony @ pete: my child,,, i will get you whatever

bruce @ clark: im your sugar daddy dont worry bout it

The only person who could ever make Superman look like a twink is Batman

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ziggy-starlord·a day agoPhoto

taraljc:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

ydgn4life:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

ONLY THINKS OF YOU AS A FRIEND

RECOGNIZE MY AUTHORITY GODDAMMIT

my lafe has been nothing but LIES how can I ever trust again when I have been betrayed by the mountain goats

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ziggy-starlord·a day agoText

agentofassgard:

bacon-dragon:

itsaruse:

jaimeedarling:

eternallybutthurt:

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

“a mammal”

It’s a Futurama travel tube for fucking fish, we literally have futurama tech and we are using it on fucking (albeit really nice I’m sure) fish

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ziggy-starlord·a day agoText

just-abnormal-human:

neopetsuser:

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neopetsuser:

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic

i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist

call the cops bitch ill have sex with them

This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call

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ziggy-starlord·a day agoText

pancakeke:

kit-the-kite:

pancakeke:

do you think if pacman was popular in tumblr culture there would be a bunch of art depicting him as a blonde twink

I have bad news for you

oh no this post is cancelled

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ziggy-starlord·a day agoText

howboutperhapsnot:

I don’t understand why people think that seeing lgbtq+ characters on tv will confuse children or turn them gay. I’ve been watching heterosexual stuff for most of my life but yet I like girls. I know I’m not speaking for just myself but I thinks it’s amazing children are growing up with cartoons with canon lgbtq+ characters. They are portrayed so beautifully and naturally and it helps younger people realize that its normal and that there is nothing to be ashamed of and that just makes my heart so happy. So suck it homophobes !!!!

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ziggy-starlord·2 days agoText

chibipup:

destinytomoon:

wiz-witch:

destinytomoon:

luischocolatier:

lalalere:

lalalere:

i love that photoset of elsa and her mom because it clearly shows how the mom is literally just an elsa recolor

image

God forbid kids and their parents look alike, as if genetics were involved or something, ha

Disney straight up copy past Elsa and her Mom face it just the same face. is not genetic is poor and bad character design

Royal families tend to have smaller gene pools, so there’s a lot less variety

There is a big difference in look alike because they are blood related and just straight up copy the same face and do different colors for the hair

Again. Is poor character design

“it’s not bad character design it’s inbreeding”

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