*After an argument*
Taurus: *making the signs lunches*
Taurus: This was not made with love today, just so you know
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Gemini: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no.
Scorpio: And then god said “omae wa mou shindeiru” and then moses answered “nani??”
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Magician: And now for my next trick
Taurus: *whispering* please make Leo disappear PLEASE make Leo disappear
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Virgo: When I die I want Aquarius and Scorpio to lower me into my grave, so they can let me down one last time.
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Libra: But who’s gonna be in charge when you’re gone?
Aries: Taurus will be in charge
Libra: Okay see, I can hear you saying words but it’s like they don’t match up in a way that makes sense. Did you have a stroke?
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Capricorn, singing randomly: Country roaaaaaads
Sagittarius, joining: Take me hooooome
Capricorn: If you insist
Sagittarius: I bel- wait what- oh my god
Sagittarius: That’s the dumbest pickup line ever
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Libra: Go to the person you think is the most attractive
Capricorn *smiles*: Leo...
Leo *blushing*: Yes, Capricorn?
Capricorn: You're blocking the mirror can you please move so I can see myself
Leo: ...
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Virgo: What's the worst date you've been on?
Gemini: I don't know, it's a 50 way tie. The last person I went out with started crying when I told them I was a Gemini.
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Virgo: If I cut my leg off and swing it at your head am I hitting you or kicking you?
Gemini: You'll probably end up mentally scaring me more than anything.
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Taurus: There’s no I in team, but there is an I in pizza.
Aquarius: So you won’t share.
Taurus: *hugs pizza box* No, I won’t. *obnoxiously shoves pizza mockingly into mouth*
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Texting my mom about my horoscope 😂
(She's a Leo btw... I feel like that is vital information for this post) 😂
How would your parents or friends respond to this?
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I hope you and your family all recover 💕
Thank you so much this was so sweet to read 💕 We're all healing 😊
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